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job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

nothing online is ever truly deleted. except that one fucking thing you're looking for

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

Three thirty am is a very normal time to find Matt Mercer hot even though he’s painted himself blue to look like the avatar but not the cool one the blue cat one

YOU’RE A SPARK IN THE DARK AND MY CLOTHES ARE CAUGHT AFLAME , YOU SHOULD FEEL HOW I FEEL WHEN SOMEBODY SAYS YOUR NAME I’M A CAR SPEEDING DOWN THE BOULEVARD WITHOUT A BREAK!! AND I WANT YOU MORE THAN ANY STUPID SONG COULD EVER SAY!! I’M A HEART MADE OF WAX AND I’M MELTING IN THE SUN I’M A THREAD ON YOUR SHIRT THAT IS COMING ALL UNDONE ,, I FEEL RIGHT I FEEL WRONG I FEEL TOTALLY INSANE AND I WANT YOU MORE THAN ANY STUPID SONG COULD EVER SAY