Playing Mastermind

"Nothing better then gluttonous punishment."

"Thanks?"

"Hmm.. I suppose I could."

"Yes?"

"Why did you send this ask then?"

“This is Valentines Day right? And you do have chocolate, right?”

"What are you trying to do?"

“Do I seem big enough? I don’t think I am...” her entire room is creaking from her blob of a body pressing against the walls.

"Its not-UUUURP good enough for me yet! And aside from finding an increasing need for more room there isn't--UUUUOOORRRP much else to it."

"You wish, do you really think I'd give that to you so easily?"

"You'd need 'enough' but you'll never have enough for me will you? So you're unlikely to have the opportunity no matter how much you try."

"Well don't, because that won't be happening anytime soon."

"Not that long ago... why?"

"You'd need a heavy duty scale to do that."

"I'm not, and will never be."