The last man standing is a girl

Thank you for engaging in the mortifying ordeal of being known so that I may partake in the euphoric experience of knowing you.

I think Shane coming hands free the first time he was fucked genuinely made Ilya feel insane. Like, here is your league-mandated rival, he skates like a god, he has the media eating out of the palm of his hand, he commands the room without even seeming to realise his power, he is fucking gorgeous, he drops to his knees at the slightest prompting, he moans like a whore, and, oh! he also fucking spurts all over himself just from having your dick in his ass. Have fun trying to content yourself with fucking literally anyone else for the rest of your life!

Alan Turing and Ada of Lovelace did not invent computer science for the girls and the gays to claim they can't do math

im actually just in disbelief, because either RTD is lying about there never having been a christmas special and he's just mad that he's been sacked and is being immature about it, or he's telling the truth and he spent the last year lying to literally everyone that he'd written something and had things planned and had specific storylines set out and that we're idiots for believing him? im not even upset im genuinely just confused because like. HUH ??

me campaigning to be the next dw showrunner: and I promise not to bring back david tennant

and I promise on my life never to bring back rose tyler

The BBC needs to get a whole lot less precious about their IP if they want another crop of 20-30 something weirdos to come and build them the foundation for another 20+ year run

the corollary to this is fans will also have to get less precious about ““““““canon””””” or even “good doctor who”

hey, dont cry modern doctor who fans, 159 classic who episodes, 517 books, 1952 audio stories, 1267 comics ok?

they're saying it's the most thursday it's ever been

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@markscherz how many of these do we get to thank you for again?

95 at present, more on the way :)

hey don't cry. 95 species of frog discovered by tumblr's own frog scientist dr. mark scherz, ok?

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I’m tired of “gooners” I’m tired of 4chan terms I’m tired of casual racism I’m tired of all this shit we have to pretend is normal so we don’t upset like the few people who conflate their identities with being edgy, racist and insufferable

If you’da told me in 2006 that 4chan, of all online spaces, would escape containment into the White House I woulda thought you were pitching an Idiocracy sequel