The last man standing is a girl

Thank you for engaging in the mortifying ordeal of being known so that I may partake in the euphoric experience of knowing you.

@catgirl-kaiju

One time when my dad was in the hospital they were testing his orientation to time and place and said "Okay and what year is it?" and he said "1995" (he had dementia). And the doctor and I unconsciously exchanged a Look because it was in fact uhhh 2024 😐 and dad saw that and so when the next doctor did the test a few hours later he said "uhhhh...nineteen...nintetyyyy.......seven...???" and I was like okay, well, that IS closer, you do have to give him that

#he still knew immediately who I was which was deeply funny to me bc I was 7-8 years old in 1997 #"yes that is my daughter who was apparently born in her 20s"

they should make it illegal to end your story with an epilogue where your main female character is suddenly randomly married and has children when she's never once expressed a desire for this previously

Well, that naturally makes it a completely different matter than the one I was talking about. Thank you for making sure that we're all on the same page here.

We tried to warn you about the "adult content" bans. Now Kickstarter is starting that shit

"Fetishized imagery intended to arouse" well it's a good thing oppressed and vulnerable communities are never fetishized.

"non insertable sexual wellness products" are interesting. since it bans any sort of dilators or period products that have to be inserted

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

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