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I love running shoes.

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I wish spiders were never invented.

Levi

#spiders #bugs

Nerds sometimes wear glasses and nerds are smart and sometimes they wear glasses and are smart.

Ruthie

Is it months or years until my birthday?

Levi

#birthday #time #countddown

Mom, can I have a pack of communication hearts?

Levi

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Mom, you've got cookbooks?

Ruthie

#cooking #cook #cook books

Mom, quit blowing the house up!!!

Levi

#blow up #boom

Why did Beethoven have to write songs that sound so girly?

Isaac (referring to Fur Elise)

#roll over beethoven #music #girly

Mom, the real deathstar is the sun. It can melt lava.

Levi after watching the Magic Schoolbus

#sun #deathstar

Drupal [our cat] used the force with her paw.

Levi

#star wars #cat

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You have to have at least 3 favorite animals. Silly Mom!

Levi

#favorite #animals

Family Man

First Conversation...

Levi: When I grow up, I want a minivan. I want a green minivan. If I get a white one first I will get green spray paint.

Second Conversation...

Levi: My wife will probably have children

Me: How many kids do you want?

Isaac: You can't have more than 30.

Levi: (starts counting seats in the van) 6. The first one will have to be a teenager (so he can sit in the front seat)

#levi #family #van #mini van #green

If you drink a soda and shake yourself and hop into a swimming pool, you'll be a floatie.

Levi

I'm letting Drupal (the cat) listen to music about God.

Levi

#cat #pets #love #God #music

Mom, I really feel I have Spiderman Senses.

Levi

#spidey #spiderman #senses

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Yoda, in the Trash

Mom, I spit Yoda in the trash...

It took me a second to realize Levi was talking about the mint gum he had been chewing.

Did I mention how obsessed my kids are with Star Wars? Yeah.

#yoda #gum #mint gum #star wars #obsessed

I'm a better spider monkey than you.

Isaac

#monkey #spidermonkey #boy #climb #wiggly

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