Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold

Spirk are verses to me of course but does anyone want to talk about subtop Spock. Look at him

Sub (oughhh captain) top (Restrained Animal Urges:tm:. Wrestling in the sand. Rutting) feels apparent. To me. Furthermore Kirk needs to relax badly. Let someone take care of him. Captain may I assist you. <- wants to hump his boot like a dog

Dig It In There, Mr Spock

Fell asleep on the couch and had a dream about a tng episode where Picard and Q were forced to live together, and Q complained about hair in the shower drain and he blamed Picard and Picard was like "I am bald" in a deadpan voice

having a Q-type entity interested in mccoy would be sooooo funny because kirk and spock would lose their fucking minds. mccoy would be ANNOYED, don't get me wrong, but he's fully capable of handling it, most likely by acting like they're yet another med student with an uncomfortable crush that he has to shut down while still mentoring them (something he has way too much experience with tbh), meanwhile spock and kirk are capital-L Losing it??? kirk would be going off about the dangers of having this unknown entity on the ship (very fair, but also very obviously not actually why kirk's Mad), and spock would be disparaging about the entity's choice of target (kind of a self-own since he picked the exact same target, but spock's being mean enough mccoy knows better than to really set him off when mccoy's already besieged on all sides), and they'd both be hissing like angry cats every time mccoy so much as turned around, so basically mccoy is dealing with three headaches, thanks so much, he's having such a good time of it <3333

If i won the lottery i would give it all to u thats how much i fw this