Tomkat

The punchline of this comic is the truest thing to ever exist.

You mean Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?

That’s right Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.

Wow I’m your biggest fan, Doug Dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome!

THE Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome where they’re showing Crash Nebula?

On Ice

oh hey I know these guys! they’re in a little tide pool at the Monterrey Bay Aquarium and they’re super sweet. If they see you standing next to the pool they’ll jump up out of the water and splash you until you pet them

DEAD

Mercy the true reaper of souls

not even joking a friend screenshared with me a while back and when I saw his desktop wallpaper I said “oh is that a goosebumps cover illustration? Those things terrified me as a kid” and he very awkwardly replied “it’s a Megadeath album cover”

i don’t need to say it

don’t say anything. just reblog this if you’re thinking of exactly that thing when you see this picture

thanks mom, how’d you know what i was doing today

For the love of Gods, unmute this please

Damn I wanna see the next guy over