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Sure :D

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A: "So, after we save the children from the kidnapper we do what?"

B: "Hold them for ransom, have you not been paying attention?"

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A, clutching their bag and terrified: "Thank you for saving me from the mugger!"

B with one hand held out: "Saving you? Ha! No. You just look really wealthy and I couldn't let that guy get away with it. Hand over the bag."

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A: "Hi! I heard about you saving the princess! Everyone is talking about how brave you are!"

B: "They are? That's going to make leaving with all of her jewelry a lot harder."

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A: "Don't worry about the stolen things, I'm sure the cops will handle it."

B: "What so you want me to beat them up too? I thought you were better than this."

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B: "Don't worry about them breaking up with you-"

A, sighing: "I know, I know. Plenty of fish in the sea."

B: "What? No I was going to say, I stole their credit card and they are fucking broke. I mean, talk about a doged bullet."

A: "You're so sexy when you're mad!"

B: "You just killed my cat! What the hell is wrong with you?"

"I've been partnered with you for a project but I'm deaf and you don't know sign language"

"I've been feeling really depressed lately and nobody notices except someone keeps leaving happy notes in my bag"

"I'm not going to cry in front of you because you're super cute and I look ugly when I cry"

"You keep looking at me in math class and it's really distracting because I keep falling asleep and I need to pay attention."

A: *sobbing, hard*

B: There, there- wow, you have a LOT of tears.

A, struggling to lift something: A little help?

A: Gosh, I wish this person could just die already!

A: Do you love me?

A: Hey do you wanna go out sometime?

A: Will you-

A: But before we begin, there is some very important news to attend to-

B: -THAT I'M HOT AND SINGLE

B shows up at A's house covered in scratches holding an angry stray cat.

A: I wish I was dead.

B: If you were dead, I'd still do you.