An old, old story in a legendary palace

Honoka : Hey, what’s porn? Nozomi : It’s the short form of popcorn, you know, the one we eat in the movies Honoka : I know what popcorn is but thank you! Nozomi : yeah okay... *Umi has entered the chatroom* Umi : What? Honoka : Let’s buy porn together! Umi : excuse me what? Honoka : ? I thought you knew what porn was? Umi : Yeah I know, but, you want to buy porn? Honoka : Yup! Is that wrong? Umi : You’re growing up so fast Honoka : If you don’t wanna buy it, let’s just make it together! Umi : WOAH WOAH WOAH WAIT WHAT Nozomi : I think we have a misunderstanding here... Umi : I don’t know what stupid thing you taught her today but this is too much Honoka : Heyyyy~~ I’m hungry! Umi : CALM DOWN HONOKA Nozomi : Let’s meet up at your place, I’m gonna bring some porn as well Honoka : Yeah! Thanks! Umi : I’m going to kill you Nozomi : Forgive me for my sins