Until The End Of The World

I don’t even keep up with the memes anymore I just accept them. When we’re sad we play despacito? Okie dokie.

this is what dissociation feels like

listening to green light and when lorde said “i know what you did and i wanna scream the truth / she thinks you love the beach you’re such a damn liar” instead of opting for the more obvious rhyme “such a damn fool” in order to force the listener to sit up and pay attention to her anger … that lyric twist alone deserved album of the year

just trying to do my bestpacito here

me whispering to my cat and pointing at a bug in my room: eat it

also me lifting my cat up toward the ceiling so he can reach a bug: get it

The only thing that’d be more potentially embarrassing than my internet history would be my calculator history, a chronicle of all the painfully simple math I couldn’t manage to do in my head.

in the 90s if you wanted to make it as an actor you had to be called like brad pitt or tom cruise. 2 syllables tops. now you’ve gotta be alden ehrenreich or ansel elgort or timothee chalamet. anything goes. madness