Okay, but like, has anyone else who’s finished Swan Lake in “Dress Up! Time Princess” ever thought about the potential hilarity of Audwin and Signy actually having kids?
Can you imagine all the awkward questions? All their crazy traits and quirks translated from dramatic twenty-somethings to tired parents?
My God, the more I think about it, the funnier it gets!
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Signy: *Bursts into hysterical laughter*
Audwin: …Not exactly. (¬_¬ )
Signy: What were you thinking, jumping out of a tree like that?!
Child: I was hoping I’d turn into an owl, like Father.
Signy: He had to learn magic and train a long time to do that!
Child: I know, but still, I figured maybe if I thought it really hard…
Audwin: Let’s have the physician look at your head while he’s here.
Child: But I didn’t hit my head.
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Child: Did Father ever do anything weird or dumb to try to impress you?
Signy: How much time have you got?
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Child: THIS IS SO UNFAIR!
Audwin: Unfair? you think that’s unfair?
Audwin: I’ll tell you what’s unfair!
Child: Oh God, please, not the “Grew up in a windowless tower” story!
Audwin: And it was in the middle of a wasteland! I lost all will to live by the age of six…
Child: Fine! I’ll never complain about anything ever again! Happy?!
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Audwin: I don’t trust that boy! Who knows what he’s planning for you!
Adolescent daughter: Oh, you mean like pretending to be his brother, tricking me into proposing marriage, and starting a war to make sure I do marry him?
Signy: *struggling not to laugh* Need some ice for that burn, Dear?
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