merc with a mouth

❝You’re better with guns than I am.              Fact.              It’s just a game, Wade.                   yesiambitter.❞

" So adorable when you're bitter.         And I taught you how to use guns!              It is more than just a game!                                   ...              Its a lifestyle. "

        ❝So killin’ people in real life ain’t enough for you?❞

      " Are you still pissed you can't beat me in Call of Duty?         Because I think you're still pissed you can't beat me. "

❝Mother threats? Really?❞ 

    " Look, when it comes to the world of computer gaming,       these kids say wa--ay worse than what I come up with. "

Deadpool V4 #24

Deadpool V4 #24

Deadpool V4 #24

Deadpool in V4 Deadpool #24 

     ”He’s still dreamin’, right?      ——Maybe I’m just a pessimist.”

" The entire movie is a dream! My god.    ---you are a pessimist. "

     ”Cute is reserved for bunnies ‘n….fresh laundry.”

" Snuggles is a bear! He's a bear and fresh laundry---    ---how is a merciless killer adorable? I literally am not   wrapping my head around this, and I understood Inception. "

       ”I thought it was funny.”

"Why would I call you what everyone else does?          Kinda defeats the purpose don’t it?               Um…..Man of my Genes?                That’s a pun….sorta.”

"Uh….Pumpkin…Patch?          Sweet…ums?           La douleur de mon coeur?

     ”So? I’ve seen you naked….don’t mean I’mma call you….snuggle bunny?           ——God that tasted horrible to say.”

    " You are so adorable when you try to be adorable.          Its like its just not in your nature!                                                 ---- try again babe-a-rooni. "