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@orpimentpress
Pre-Launch is LIVE (and a freebie)
WONDERFUL NEWS it is now possible to be notified when the Backerkit campaign for Teeth launches AND AND AND you will get a ✨FREE✨ story from the anthology (tortured by the physical manifestation of your own homosexuality) if you follow the page to tide you over until the full anthology launches.
Get notified when Teeth Anthology — Physical Edition! launches on BackerKit!
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
AHHHHH Teeth is officially finalised, all the stories are in the book file and they're all glorious. Backerkit campaign pre-launch coming soon. In the meantime:
You don't have to choose because they're all!! In the anthology!!
Lusciously voicy Sapphic green ribbon retelling
Second-person classic vampire seduction set on the beach
Haunted mansion in space meets dark academia
Tormented by the physical manifestation of your own homosexuality
Secret vampire club hidden in a bookshop basement
Acceptances and rejections have now all been sent. I want to take a moment here to say thank you to everyone who submitted—I didn't read a single bad story for this anthology and the fact that anyone at all wanted to come to this particular tea party means the world to me 💛
just to confirm, if we're rejected will we hear back tomorrow as well?
Thanks! ❤️
SO GLAD YOU ASKED because I must beg forgiveness: acceptances and rejections will be delayed on account of a) editor injury and b) editor having a large urgent project dropped on their desk that is sapping their sanity in ways the creatures of cosmic horror could only dream of.
Acceptances and rejections both will now be sent on the 17th with my sincere apologies for the delay. On the plus side this is a reminder that the person sending them out is a fallible creature of flesh and not quite enough bone & not like, the final divine authority on literary merit or anything.
Hiya, two questions here as I couldn't find them answered (sorry if I missed them): 1. is it okay as long as we get the submission in before end-of-day tomorrow (that is, it doesn't close at like 10am on June 1st?)
2. can one submit more than one story for consideration? (in this case, two potential stories)
if the form is still open, submissions are still open! I have it set to close automatically but the timezone it is set for is a mystery to me.
as per the submissions form, one (1) story per author. Send your fave. If one of them falls under one of the following themes as well, maybe hang onto it for later (no promises but this is what the forward planning looks like, in no particular order!)
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Teeth Submissions: Open!
All of the pertinent info: Orpiment Press
Already know all that? Submissions form
Teeth is a queer erotic SFF anthology about things that bite. It’s about the gleam of a fang in the moonlight, the vulnerability of soft flesh, the feeling of sinking into something supple and ripe. Vampires? Werewolves? Absolutely. Something more exotic? Please! As long as it’s got teeth, baby, bring it on.
Stories 3-7k. Send me your teeth*
Submissions close June 1st 2026.
*strong preference for fictional teeth
Reminder that you've got until the other side of the weekend to submit!
How many dtories do you think you are going to accrpt?
Anything up to 15, depending on total length. I currently have six submissions, so there's still potentially plenty of space!
Will you be doing another event like this?
Short answer: I sincerely hope so!
Long answer: I have about half a dozen similar projects—queer, erotic SFF anthologies along various themes—in mind, and I'd really like to produce all of them and more. My realistic goal would be to produce 1-2 anthologies a year on an ongoing basis for as long as anyone cares to write for them/read them. My fantasy goal is pro rates for everyone and potentially guest editors. This all hinges, of course, on whether or not a sufficient number of people actually want it, and that I cannot currently know. We'll all find out together!
I'm the person who said that last ask and I should clarify: I have not participated in actual real life cannibalism, I just get really intense cuteness aggression for my partner and briefly considered writing about it for this
I did not assume you had actually eaten anyone but I will be real: I assumed you were talking about the Franklin expedition because I know a lot of people who have a lot of feelings about that & cannibalism.
"Wanting to eat your partner" though is definitely within the scope of feelings sought for Teeth!
I wanna write something about cannibalism inspired by a real event and feeling, but I worry it'll be too boring/not fantasy enough
This is explicitly a speculative fiction anthology so there would have to be some speculative element, whether fantasy or science fiction or something otherwise outside the realm of known reality. It is up to your judgement whether you think it fits the call well enough to submit.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Would we have to have our IRL names attached to the publication, or would a pseudonym do?
This is what the submissions form asks for, so you can absolutely use a pseudonym and have me call you whatever you want to boot:
However, PayPal will likely reveal whatever name you have your account under to me when I pay you. This will simply be knowledge I have, not attached to anything public-facing. It is going to have to be up to you whether you're comfortable with that.
I am just now realising pseudonym is a required field and it is not meant to be. Oops. Have fixed this 😅
15 days to submit!!
You have 15 days left to submit to Teeth!
No ideas? Here are some prompts:
hookup app
first aid
gotta pay rent somehow
snowed in
first night in a new place
long train journey
chase
So I started writing an erotic horror cannibalism thing and it kind of spiralled out of control, so I guess what I'm asking is how much needs to be teeth/erotic
Well my advice is going to be to send it and let me figure it out! In the worst case scenario it's not quite what I'm looking for and I send you a little thank you note saying so.
20 days left to submit to Teeth!
Have some inspo:
Anthology details (3-7k, queer eroticism about things with teeth, pays $20AUD+)
Submissions
Teeth Submissions: Open!
All of the pertinent info: Orpiment Press
Already know all that? Submissions form
Teeth is a queer erotic SFF anthology about things that bite. It’s about the gleam of a fang in the moonlight, the vulnerability of soft flesh, the feeling of sinking into something supple and ripe. Vampires? Werewolves? Absolutely. Something more exotic? Please! As long as it’s got teeth, baby, bring it on.
Stories 3-7k. Send me your teeth*
Submissions close June 1st 2026.
*strong preference for fictional teeth
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
I’m SO excited about this! I do have a question though: If I get into some issues of consent / infantilization of a nonhuman character, would that be outside of acceptable parameters? I know there’s a rule about all characters being of adult human intelligence, and the monster I’m writing absolutely Is that, but he’s not treated as such or necessarily assumed to be that intelligent by the POV character.
Thrilled to hear you're excited!!
So my intent with that point is essentially that I'm not looking for someone fucking An Actual Dog*. As long as it's possible for the reader to tell there's an intelligence behind the the monster/that it is capable of making meaningful decisions for itself (this need not be instantly obvious as long as it's in there at some point), that's within the bounds of the intent!
(*or whatever other kind of regular animal)
Your website link in your post (this one: https://orpimentpress.carrd.co/) goes to a 404 page 😔
This is because in my unmitigated genius I chose to set up the domain name after posting this 🙃
orpimentpress.ink will now take you where you want to go!