Under The Oak

i think once u successfully win a debate there should be a period where they let you get out all the ad hominems you were holding back

I would be WAY too horny to pilot a mech

TUMBLR MENTIONS MY GOAT CHARA SOON ONCE AGAIN LETS FREAKING GO GIRLIES WOOOOOOOO

(with unconstrained lust and heart shaped pupils) hey. I liked your wordplay.

stop reposting this with men. stop reposting this with your super scrungly boys. stop fucking my lesbian post about being happy about my owner liking my silly puns with fucking fictional men

time for a fun game called can we finish a shower before the edible hits

good lird there was boobs soapy in therw 😳

google.com how to activate maternal instincts of women no paid courses no virus

im not qualified to pilot this pussy uhhhh *flips a random switch*

i searched for the edited switch for five minutes before noticing that the plane is doing 9/11

Pussy so good i accidentally did 9/11

the few minutes between the moment u yap in someones dms and they dont answer and you feel like you should get painfully dismembered for the crime of talking to someone vs the instant relief of normalcy you get when they text back and no ones killed you yet

For those who aren’t getting the brilliance- this couple (?) is streaming World of Warcraft and I think are dressed up as their characters. Two normal sized people, one of whom is playing a dwarf. And who takes it upon himself to pretend to be too short to just get off his chair and then, aware that his SO also has her camera going, proceeds to walk across the frame on his knees to give the illusion that he’s actually that short.

i need this

halo lore is so fucking funny to me. all it really needed to be was 'youre john halo and youre a badass space marine that doesnt afraid of anything' but instead youre a war orphan created by the space CIA to be a robo-pinkerton to put down galactic worker revolts, but luckily whole hordes of you were created right in time for the most evil alien empire to ever exist to make first contact with us by nuking a planet to glass

also, the evil alien empire isnt doing this because theyre evil, their trio of space popes asked an ancient sacred AI what the fuck humans were and the ai was like 'oh those are ants that god loves more than you' and the popes immediately decided the only way to keep their cushy jobs and big dumb hats was to annihilate the human race. it almost worked, too! luckily, one of the robo-pinkertons is so freakishly lucky an AI noticed the statistical anomalies surrounding him and took him in as her favorite little meow meow and now they have a toxic co-dependent relationship and are going to nuke alien new york