i fear my frontal lobe is developing late because football just….doesn’t really interest me anymore. i watch it and feel nothing. i’m sat there, watching it live in the stadium of the team i’ve supported my whole life, and nothing. they score and i’m like “hooray” but my heart isn’t in it

if you see me at the arsenal women’s game next week….yes you did

we have the gayest team, hottest coach and the best flag. a win is a win and we have 3 of them ergo we top the group by default. thank you for your time

can’t believe I’m seeing Wales men and Wales women in the euros in my lifetime. fantastic era to be me. 10/10 recommend

the difference between the welsh and the dutch lineups……fuck me. just don’t let it be embarrassing, girls. please please please. that’s all i ask

people think football’s “woke nonsense” is when someone says actually maybe gay people aren’t evil but really it’s when it became culturally unacceptable to sing “let him die, let him die, let him dieeeee” at a player clearly feigning injury

i literally haven’t watched or kept up with any football in any league for any gender this season because cba and i kinda lost my zest for life but….what do you mean orlando….won? i could have been so fucking annoying this whole time. but i didn’t know. do you know how it feels to not be there for the success after all of the suffering???

sorry but i do think men’s football should take a page from the women’s football book because yeah it would be better, funnier and more dramatic viewing if it was gayer. oh these 2 used to fuck but they broke up so now they hate each other and also they’re playing on rival teams? spectacular. give me 14 more of ‘em