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When I was in 1st grade I had a really mean teacher who would only let us use the restroom if it was an emergency. I raised my hand during a grammar lesson one day and politely asked to use the bathroom. She asked if it was an emergency and I said that it was, but she told me that I could wait. In an effort to make her feel guilty about brushing me off, I forcibly peed all over myself and the chair.

I imagine potential scenarios of tomorrow’s events before i fall asleep

can I wear a waist trainer if I’m 6 months pregnant ?

Wouldn’t recommend!

too late my baby gonna come out with a SNATCHED waist

Smaller than you would expect, more circumcised than you would expect, more pre-cummy than required 🙃