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Anyone else worry that one day you’ll bite into a bar of soap and go “Mmmmmm, tastes just like cilantro” and realize that not only do you have the gene that makes cilantro taste like soap but also that you like the taste of soap?

I don’t know why “Person takes off their glasses and is suddenly hot” was such a big movie trope. Every time someone I know who wears glasses goes without their glasses, my initial reaction is to think “Oh no! Part of their face is missing! Put it back!” Not “Oh wow! They’re so pretty when they can’t see!”

Look, I could take or leave horror movies, so I don’t really care if I see the Backrooms movie. I just REALLY want to explore the set.

I used to read the Cryptics’ humming as just a standard “hmmmmm,” like detectives in the movies do, but now my internal narrator insists on making it sound just like the Skeksis’ “mmmMMMMMMMmmmm” from the Dark Crystal and it fills me with rage.

You know how in elementary school, they introduced you to the concept of “tone” in speech and “body language” and demonstrated the body language and tone of a person who was REALLY REALLY SAD or REALLY REALLY ANGRY or SUPER BORED, so you saw the demonstrations and went “Neat, that’s a nice obvious way to figure out the general mood of my fellow human beings,” but then you grew up and found out that your teachers were heavily overacting, and most human beings aren’t nearly that expressive, so you STILL can’t read people?

Oops, I accidentally implied that I went back in time to kill Frank Sinatra.

Is it just me, or is there something about the new apple homescreen layout that just hurts the eyes?

I haven’t gotten to see much of Steris yet because I’ve only read the first book of the Wax and Wayne series so far, but she’s my favorite! I want to see more.