so it all started with helping a group of people in the middle of nowhere who provided us a car and a laptop, we needed to go in check some info, fix some computers, stuff like that. this car i was meant to be driving was so huge i couldnt see the road but i drove anywhere. we got there i was doing computer stuff, a huge bug crawled into someones backpack. i stole a shampoo. at thia point i was wearing an ushanka, glasses, a motorcycle helmet and i was still hacking a computer. i found a usb stick with valuable info i collected everything onto me and got a piece of soap. some new guy came and showed me his cs 1.6 setup and asked some hard computer questions and i was like i dont know man it depends. i go out and all cars that were here are under snow. we start digging up a car, i notice its the wrong one. than i turn my head and i see some fucker with a fire cracker who is about to blow up our car. i rush to him but he still ruins the car and gets on fire and i punch him in the face which is hard because he is tall and i still have a lot of stuff on me somehow. and i get on fire too. scene changes randomly to me listening to music with my friend where she hates particular track i putted there and i teleport back. a group of humanoid aliens tries to stop us on a bridge we ran to because we dont have a car anymore, some fucker pushes me into the river, i hold a laptop on top of my head as i sink and walk at the same time, then someone who looks like a gnome shoots magic laser beams into the alien plants on the other side so they are all distracted and i can ran through, we get another huge car i cant see the road in. and as i drive someone sneaks into the backseat and stabs me in the neck.
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