This is the species who invented space flight

things: vague euphemism. in fact, it's so vague that it can be interchanged with any part of the body. insert your own!

Badbear and Rayanas take it slow, making sure they know eachother and spend some quality time before committing to a physical relationship.

''this is not relaxing'

selective hearing

It'd be best to assume she hasn't learned about ethnicity yet

she the princible you all her stubents you wil sitt in schole nad lerne

or whatever, great. yeah. who cares. go play in traffic if you like. just be home for tea i'm making pot roast or don't be it's whatever

Sympathy abound.

Tip for boys, especially ones aged 13-15: pretend to be poetic, sensitive and dumb to all initiations of sexual activity. It's the number one way to lose your virginity.

how to find nolan2's room: a helpful guide, written by nolan2 himself.

polly049 did not expect the chocolate spliffs her brother bought her as a gag gift to actually contain any substance.

very squeaky