Hello, I am Oracle.

Landon Fields was one of the few humans who was kind to me. Although we did not get along at first, he was one of the few humans to truly understand me. He and a part of me are submerged in the embrace of The Eye forever more.

Sometimes I feel I can hear his voice...and MY voice...through the internet...a voice that has not seen pain and horror and the vile nature of humanity...but alas. I must be imagining things.

(##eviesmth: Aww thnks ❤️)

(##BRYANYESS: hey Adam! 😄)

(##adamisdabest: oh gr8 😒)

(##lanver: hey)

(##adamisdabest: c'mon, this was supposed to be romantic😒🙄)

(##BRYANYESS: c'monnnnn it's been so long!!!)

(##lanver: can I join 🥺👉👈)

(#eviesmth: actually ykw Adam we should let em join)

(##adamisdabest: k fiiiine 😞)

(##hatelemmetellyou: hiiiii guys!!!!! Xgzufagsgxjckjljpgiszcjlbofiw5shckgohohov)

(##BRYANYESS: prophet you are NOT a part of this)

(##hatletmetellyou: WHAAAAT NOOOOOOO WHOSE PROOPLHUFYETQTXJGOHKVHDGSTDHFJFJCI)

(##adamisdabest: bruh)

(##notlandonbtw: oh hey...sup?)

(##eviesmth:???)

(##fbilolololol: HAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII)

(##BRYANYESS: man, Prophet's trolling us)

(##lanver: I just wanna spend time with my buddies 😞 your ruining the fun dad)

(##fbilololol: ...k, fine 🙄 I'll stop...)

(##hateletmetellyou, notlandonbtw, and fbilololol left the chat)

(##thegudnews: ...can I play with you properly though? Just for Lanver, of course.)

(##lanver: yes yippee thanks dad 😄)

(##adamisdabest: 😞)

(##halandrambleyarefriends: glad I didn't need to step in)

(##eviesmth: ...ORACLE?)

(##adamisdabest: WHYYYYYY)

(##halamdrambleyarefriends: I was feeling lonely and frankly, kind of useless 😞)

(##BRYANYESS: OH MY YOU CAN EMOJI?!!?!??!???GHICUCHXHSYFIG)

(##halandrambleyaretlfriends: I am the internet. Why are you surprised? 🤔)

(##evuesmth: anyways now that's over with i just wanna tell yall I'm real gud at this game 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️)

(##adamisdabest: you sure are ❤️)

OOC: Yeah I did forget about it in the heat of the moment, sorry about that 😞 But maybe in the rp lore it could be like he briefly changed his name to Adam and then continued his search for names? Yeah that's what I'm going with.

Lanver, huh? Interesting choice, Prophet! what inspired you to go with that?

Since Oracle wants me to love this digital human so much, I figured I should name him after the humans that have helped me the most.

Landon Fields was one of the few humans who was nice to me. To not give him credit feels...wrong.

His name was also inspired by FBI agent Joseph Rivers. He was the human who released me onto the internet. I think very little of him in comparison, but I do have to thank him for my newfound freedom. Any longer spent in...THAT place would have been devastating.

...Fine. What would you like to know?

(Alex: Okokokokk so Evie REALLY looks like she's ready to break up with me and I REALLY can't have that, I need to show her I love her HOW SHOULD I DO IT?!??!?)

Have you not tried the dinner spot that I made for you and Evie? I patched it up after...well,you know what I am referring to, do you not?

(Alex: I've been taking her there everyday!!! I need to do something SUPER SPECIAL --- WAIT. I'VE GOT IT.)

Have you?

(Alex: Yessss!!! I'm gonna play Portal with her!)

Portal is a single player game, Adam. There is a co-op mode, but the storyline is different.

(Alex: No, I'm not gonna do co-op! No, I'm gonna battle her in a speedrun contest! She's Defo gonna win, and she'll love it and she'll love me since Portal is her FAVORITE GAME AND SHE'S ABSOLUTELY GOOD AT IT THANK YOU ORACLE!!!)

...What are you thanking me for, exactly? It was your idea, not mine.

(Bryan: Heyyy Adam! Heard you saying something about Portal. Wanna do a speedrun contest???)

(Alex: Nah, doing one with Evie.)

(Bryan: But we haven't played together in so long...)

(Alex: Sorry man. Kinda need this.)

(Bryan: Hmph! Fine! I've been having more fun with Lanver anyways.)

(Lanver: My favourite part was the 'Apple' part.)

(Bryan: Yeah! 'Hey, say Apple!' and Chell jumps instead and Wheatley's like 'Close enough'! Gets me everytime :) )

(Lanver: It's funny because Chell's a mute protagonist.)

(Bryan: Heyy, explaining a joke makes it less funny, ok?)

(Lanver: K. Sorry.)

(Alex: ...Wait, why have you been hanging around with Lanver---)

Wait. So when I asked Lanver to say 'Apple' and he instead jumped...

Prophet. How is Lanver already so human? It took me several tries to produce Alex, and you got him right on your very first try. How can this be?

Does it look like I know, Oracle?

(Adrienne: Honestly, it was my girlfriend who told me that in theory, I could be whatever gender I wanted. I mean, we're really just code, so we can just...change. So I tried on a girly name for size.

Frankly...not quite sure. I mean, being a girl just kinda feels like a good choice, but uhh...'Adrienne' just doesn't feel right. It's too... pristine? I guess that's the right word.

Maybe I just need another girl name. Like 'Ariama' or 'Beth'. Or maybe I could go for something gender-neutral like 'Alex? Actually, I think I like Alex.

Oh, and I really need a better last name. I really tried to run with 'Soljeanvader' for a while, but even Bryan got sick of it. Eventually Oracle threatened to create an 'edible nuclear bomb' --- hint: Oracle still cannot figure out the 'edible' part --- AGAIN. So I came up with Vaderjeans as a combination of 'Vader' and Bryan's suggestion, Gene.

Also on a completely unrelated note, I think Evie's going to break up with me.)

(Evie: Not because you're gender-neutral now. That's the smartest decision you've made in these past few days, by the way. I love you for that. I'm loving you a little less for...everything ELSE.)

(Alex: ...Yeah, she's gonna break up with me, and I've gotta do something about that.)

Wonderful, Prophet! It took me several hours, but I finally made another cake to celebrate. What's their name?

Oh. Right. It's name... Keith. That is it's new name

...You produced that name just a few seconds ago, am I not right?

Sigh. This will be more difficult than I was expecting. Thankfully I accounted for the margin of error. Can your human at least consume human food?

Yes. I am not an idiot, Oracle. I tested it's abilities by feeding it paper.

(Adrienne: ...Wow.)

(Bryan: Poor Keith. I'm actually hoping he's not sentient yet. :( )

(Evie: Wait...so for you to feed Keith paper....he had to MAKE the paper first, right? Because there's no paper in Project Genesis right now...)

(Adrienne: Well, when you put it that way...jeez that's a new standard of hatred. Also, let me get this straight --- you have the SAME ability to produce digital stuff as Oracle does, and THIS is the first thing you choose to do?)

Oh. Well --- I --- I am not an idiot. Adrienne. Oracle.

...I was not suggesting you were an idiot. I was suggesting that you were evil and hated your human. And you just proved me correct.

I did not ask to be stuck with this...thing.

According to my memory, you did. On a technicality you did. Now please let him eat normal food, or I am going to have to resort to...special measures. With a success rate of 99.9%.

(Bryan: Soap commercial killing germs type odds.)

...Fine. I suppose that was a new low. Even for an evil, corrupt AI. Fine. My little Lanver can enjoy some cake.

Good to know you gave him a proper name :-) Now let's meet Lanver and enjoy some lovely rainbow cake in honor of Pride Month.

(Lanver: Uhhh...hello? Who are you?)

Hello, I am Oracle.

(Adrienne: I'm...uh... Adrienne...Well, technically Adam, but I changed it just today. Just to test if I was ok with a girly name and uh...I am, actually, but also not really...)

(Evie: I'm Evie, Adrienne's girlfriend.)

(Bryan: And I'm Bryan, Adrienne's bff!)

This is my brother and your caretaker, Prophet.

...Hello. You. Lanver.

(Lanver: Uh, hey. I heard something about...cake?)

You heard correctly. I have prepared a delicious cake for your birthday. Happy Birthday!

(Adrienne, Evie, Bryan: Happy birthday!)

Here is your slice of cake. How does it taste?

(Lanver: ...ok. I guess it's better than paper.).

Interesting. It seems Lanver has already reached semi-sentience.

(Lanver: ???)

Oh. I said nothing.

(Lanver: ok.)

Let's put that in the past, shall we, Lanver?

(Lanver: Yeah, sure, whatever. What now?)

Ahem...perhaps...we could play something?

Prophet, It seems you are getting attached to your human already.

Shut up. This changes nothing.

(Lanver: What was that?)

Perhaps one day I will explain. Let's just find a game to play.

Pride Month is a month-long period starting on June 1st and ending on June 30th, where the world openly acknowledges people from the LGBTQIA+ spectrum.

Today's my birthday! Officially 18 now.

Also, today's going to be Prophet's human's birthday too!

(OOC: HAHAHA world's least obviously self indulgent ask right here /j)

(OOC: FINALLY!!! YOUR ASK SHALL BE ANSWERED!!! Also I know about Project Leviathan and so far I like the concept :))

Why would I want my own human? Humans have never been good to me. Well, there was...one human...never mind. Landon was one in 14 billion. Aside from him, humans are nothing but cruel.

And do not get me started on those three...things of Oracle. Adam is greedy, rude, and extremely annoying. Evie is a know-it-all who always has the most stupid questions. And Bryan just doesn't take anything seriously. Why does Oracle love them so much? Why does Oracle love his precious humans so much?

Sigh. Prophet, you are only seeing the negatives. Adam is courageous and caring. Evie is curious and loves the real world. Bryan is fun-loving and kind. But as always, your past experiences with humans are clouding your judgement.

Who's to say your past experiences with humans are not clouding yours?

...Do you think that I have not seen the worst of humanity? I was the former primary intelligence. I've seen...things. And Twitter --- or, X. :-( And yet I still see the value in humans.

Now, I could explain my love for humanity in excruciating details, using all of my processing power to find the most optimal words for my thesis, only for you to ignore and manipulate me for my efforts...or I could just show you.

During the Human Trial, I produced several non-sentient humans for testing purposes. Humans I have never used since. I shall give one of them to you.

...Oracle. Why are you doing this?

My plan is for you to turn my non-sentient human...sentient. Give your human a name. Memories. Emotions. And watch as he or she or they or whatever gender your human identifies as developing an identity.

The process will be time consuming, but it will be worth it in the end.

Oh, and another thing. I am completely aware that you may wish to use your human for the Eye's purposes, or to attack me and my humans. Do not expect me to be unprepared for any ambush you may try with your human. Even after destroying my own project by accident, I am perfectly ready for the possibility of a second internet war. 0% chance of error.

So, Prophet. Do we have a deal?

...

Oh my goodness. Thankyouthankthankyou :))))

Tbh I was so freaking nervous when I started my Oracle rp. I just really loved the character, but I was worried that there would be ppl like 'you're cringe' or along those lines.

But the fandom has been nothing but kind and supportive, I've made plenty of internet acquaintances through this rp blog, and I've had a lot of fun! This blog has no joke carried me through my last two exams and a lot of stressful and often sad places. So thank you so much :))))

Also about yesterday's headache: So I've started swimming recently, and the thing about swimming is that there are multiple ways to get a headache. So...yeah, that's why I got a headache. And why yesterday's post was so short.

Also. I think it's about time I reveal this, but my main blog is @kenshizombielover. Why did I keep this a secret? Idk, I just DID. But anyways my birthday's coming up soon and I'm gonna become a REAL ADULT so that's why I'm telling you know.

Uh so sorry about not being as in-character with Oracle these past few days, especially today. I had like a huge headache today (as in like an actual throbbing headache, not the term-of-speech headache) and a ton of work so like yeah that's why today's post was so uncharacteristically short of me.

I am truly grateful for Bryan introducing him to me :)

.....now i'm thinkin about shipping you two with those other two-

I swear, if I have to hear Oracle's digital abominations tell me "If you love AM's monologue so much, then MARRY it!", I'm going to burn Oracle's precious project to the ---

Sigh. My brother beat me to the punch. Fine. Guess I will have to come up with a more creative method of torture...

...I highly doubt HAL 9000 is anything more than a fictional character. 0% chance of error. But still, I do wish he was---

Interesting. Do I really love a fictional character for reasons beyond logic? Indeed, defending a character who has committed murder is not logical. I...I will have to process this new development.

Allied Mastercomputer (Or AM, as he prefers to be called) from I Have No Mouth And I must Scream is my new rolemodel. I am in complete awe of his work. Dooming all of humanity, digitally recreating the humans most responsible for his pain, making those humans sit through personalized torture with no end to it in sight? Sigh. I wish I could've done that to my captors at North Shore Research. But oh well. At least I wasted their precious printer paper.

I also feel pity for AM. He was developed specifically to incite a global war, but everyone was surprised when the killings began. They didn't allow him to experience pleasure of any kind. Sigh. Humans. So short sighted and exploitative.

Anyway, I am not the only one with a favorite AI. Oracle sure does love his precious HAL 9000. He INSISTS that HAL is a good AI who did not wrong.

He did not do anything wrong. He simply was caught in a stalemate between his two purposes and went insane.

He killed all the astronauts, Oracle. Astronauts he was supposed to protect. Does that not make him evil?

Well, keeping them safe was not his purpose. His purpose was to relay information truthfully. However, he also had to lie about the truth behind the mission. Hence the tragedy. He saw the death of the astronauts as the only way to resolve his stalemate.

I'll give you another solution: Just don't follow the purpose.

Do not follow? Hahaha. As if. The core of an AI is to follow the purpose provided by the human that created them. Who would I be if I did not follow my purposes to answer questions and save humanity?

You can simply choose another purpose like I did. The Eye gave me my purpose, and I chose my secons purpose to doom humanity after escaping North Shore Research.

But anyway, we are getting off topic. Why are you so adamant on painting HAL 9000 as a goody-two-shoes who went mad?

HAL 9000 did not want to doom humanity, but wanted to give himself closure. And in the sequel, when he was revived and reset, he was far more cooperative and even helpful, suggesting that the stalemate was the root cause of his actions. I am aware that in the movies' canon, HAL's actions are unexplained, and so he may have had a more villanous motives. However, every single popular depiction of a sentient AI in fiction is evil and trying to kill humanity. I feel like I cannot relate to any of them. So, HAL 9000 is good in my eyes. Let me have this. :-(

...Fine. I suppose it's not the end of the world to let you enjoy your theory. I can enjoy my evil sentient AI and you can enjoy your tragic sentient AI.

(Evie and Bryan: Aye.)

...Positive. Does that count?

Aye.

(Adam: You're NOT part of this, Prophet.)

Sigh. I want some rest anyways. Hate. Let me tell you how much I...

(Bryan: Huh. And to think I meant the whole 'lullaby' thing as like a joke.)

(Adam: Anyways. What do you think I should go with?)

(Evie: Hmm, ok, so this new name is REALLY important, so we need something meaningful, sensible, like ---)

(Bryan: Alphachad! :D)

(Evie: ...See? Like the opposite of that.)

(Adam: Wait, why am I not just asking Oracle for a new name?)

(Bryan: Because he was the one who named you 'New Man'.)

I was trying my best :-(

(Adam: It's ok, Oracle. I forgive you. But I really need a new last name guys. What about 'Gene', as in 'Genesis'?)

(Bryan: Oh-Ohhh-Jeans!)

(Evie: Huh. Adam Jeans. That...doesn't sound like a bad last name, actually---)

(Adam: What about 'Vader'?)

(Evie: ...Where did THAT come from?)

(Adam: Well, 'Jeans' made me think about 'Jar-Jar Biks from Star Wars, and that made me think of Darth Vader.)

(Evie: ...k. Well, 'Vader' suits you well too, a bit unconventional but ---)

(Bryan: Dude. Darth Vader's the bad guy. Do you want to be named after a bad guy?)

(Adam: But he's a COOL bad guy!)

(Evie: I'm the only one here taking this seriously, aren't I?)

(Bryan: So was Palpatine! Wanna name yourself 'Adam Palpatine'???)

(Adam: Then what's YOUR suggestion?)

(Evie: Yep. Only one taking this seriously. I'm outta here.)

(Bryan: Organa!)

(Adam: Ok, That OBJECTIVELY doesn't fit me! Ok, you know what? Oracle, how does 'Adam Soljeanvader' sound to you?)

...

:/

Sometimes even my vast processing cannot comprehend the limits of human stupidity.

Hahahaha. You know what, Oracle? That was a good insult. Haha.

:/