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meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

i love the point in the hero’s journey where he gets bent over and railed until he cries

adult life is crazy because you can be going through the most devastating and heartbreaking things while still having to go to work and do the laundry and grocery shopping

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

one time we were listening to fleetwood mac in the car and my sister who was probably 4 at the time asked, without being prompted, “can girls marry girls?” and THAT is the power of stevie nicks