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hmmmmm.... this shitpost from a user i dont know seems like a warm, safe place to lay an overshare egg 🥚

*leaves

where are you going

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

i love the point in the hero’s journey where he gets bent over and railed until he cries

adult life is crazy because you can be going through the most devastating and heartbreaking things while still having to go to work and do the laundry and grocery shopping