a plant can have a boob

this gets a burst of notes every friday

Me n the mutuals having a quiet night in

its not waterboarding its Chinese water torture look it up,,

sorry i wasnt invested enough in this joke to fact check what war crime eddy was committing 

it’s really funny how many people on here make jokes about anti-vaxxers and flat earthers but they practice astrology at the same time even though it’s literally the same pseudo-scientific bullshit

Looking up your horoscope doesn’t give kids polio.

take me to Scot land 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😩 and kiss me 💋 on top of the locked nest monster 💘💕😍🦕

due to not wanting to. I will not be

Did chocolate chips just manifest there out of thin air

no hes spitting them in there

What if you poked me in the chest and your finger broke through like you were cracking into a rotted plank of wood and dust came out and I just crumpled into nothing and my spores got into your nose

I would not hang out with you again that's for sure!

Well there you have it!