PrtSc

“Well, you can’t criticize something you haven’t seen.” “I’m sorry, are you familiar with the Internet?”

“Looks very… fully-functioning.”

“I don’t know if you can’t see what’s going on, or if you just don’t want to…”

“Someday” sounds a lot like the thing people say when they actually mean “never.”

“I just tried to go down the stairs eight steps at a time”

“I do not get why anyone would use spaces over tabs. I mean, why not just use Vim over Emacs?”

“The only way to really blow the hard drives clean, is to take a drill and punch a hole through it.”

“But instead of that, you bought a chain?”

"Everybody wants me to be a leader till I make a decision they don't like."

“Guests were asked to check whether they wanted steak or fish, but instead, a whole bunch of you wrote in Paul Ryan. That’s not an option, people. Steak or fish. You may not like steak or fish -- but that’s your choice.”

So next time someone complains that you have made a mistake, tell him, “That may be a good thing, because without imperfection, neither you nor I would exist.”

Fortunately, one of the basic rules of the universe, is that nothing’s perfect. Perfection simply doesn’t exist.

Well, I take that as a compliment.

Next time I have an idea like that, punch me in the face.

It is beautiful beneath the sea, but if you stay too long, you’ll drown.

I wanted to say a few words, but... I don’t have any.

- Worse. She’s in love.