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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her



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youlooklikeasixtiesqueen -> opheliasopalite

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cds πΏ are so cool its literally a cirlcle π΅ that has music πΆ in its heart......
if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite
Michigan is experiencing its largest outbreak of a parasitic infection that causes severe diarrhea. Nearly 1,000 people have been diagnosed
this is not life-threatening, but also who wants weeks of diarrhea and a fucking parasite in them lol. if you suspect you've already had this and it's passed, i would see a doctor. you might need an antiparasitic anyway. if you're actively sick, see a doctor and they might be able to prescribe medication to help you get over it faster.
try to avoid eating raw vegetables, scrub fruit with a produce brush and rinse thoroughly with water. again, don't bother with premade greens or bagged salads. if you buy lettuce, remove the outer 2-3 layers of leaves.
there are UNVERIFIED rumors that the greens have been linked to a company that sources to taco bell. some locations have been actively pulling fresh ingredients like lettuce, avocado, and pico de gallo to mitigate the threat, so i would avoid any products from them just in case. considering how vast supply chains are, i'd be wary of any fast food greens in general for now.
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When talking about abuse that men face, you can never fucking say "people would care if the victim was a woman" because the victim often IS a woman and people DON'T care. Talk about these issues without downplaying societal misogyny and the normalization of abuse and violence please.

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βwhat is the target audience of this postβ what?????? does your diary have a target audience
the target audience of all of my posts is me
man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story iβve ever read
Man Door
Hand Hook
Car Door
Name a more iconic trio. Iβll wait.
A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.
#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus
I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious
A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)
Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.
its 2026 i cannot handle any more fucking "author A obviously ripped off author B" discourse by people Who Have Only Seen the work of author B and admit themselves that they have no further knowledge of the literary landscape they are moving in. like.

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Time loops strike again π
No??? 18 years of time loop obviously π
This post will gradually get less funny until reaching its lowest point in 2043, after which it will gradually become funnier indefinitely
the way tv shows don't put out dvds anymore so you have to buy the show digitally (for just as much money as a dvd would cost) meaning that you don't own it and can't download it to your device is such a scam
I do think it's kind of funny how john green wrote a book about tuberculosis that brought a lot of renewed attention to the subject and he's since become the darling of the tb world, speaks at tb conferences, my dad and every other tb researcher I know is absolutely smitten with him, and they'll be like "we love this guy! have you heard of him??" and I have to be like well yes, I have. for other reasons

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slop is in fact nazi slang. it comes from the term goyslop
...Well that's a can of worms, isn't it.
At some point you have to stop and ask where the terms you are using came from and if you should be using them at all, whether that's to avoid using actual Nazi slang or to avoid appropriating vernacular that's not yours to use. οΏΌοΏΌ