from three summers back

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

cds 💿 are so cool its literally a cirlcle 🔵 that has music 🎶 in its heart......

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

When talking about abuse that men face, you can never fucking say "people would care if the victim was a woman" because the victim often IS a woman and people DON'T care. Talk about these issues without downplaying societal misogyny and the normalization of abuse and violence please.

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

Time loops strike again 😔

This post will gradually get less funny until reaching its lowest point in 2043, after which it will gradually become funnier indefinitely

I do think it's kind of funny how john green wrote a book about tuberculosis that brought a lot of renewed attention to the subject and he's since become the darling of the tb world, speaks at tb conferences, my dad and every other tb researcher I know is absolutely smitten with him, and they'll be like "we love this guy! have you heard of him??" and I have to be like well yes, I have. for other reasons