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I can’t photograph hands, not sure how to pose my hands for a shot. Today I decided it was time for a proper pedicure for the first time since the pandemic. I also thought, why not get a manicure too? I’m still a bit clumsy with my hands, I bumped my thumbnail and middle fingernail on the right hand, so the finish looks a bit messy. I like the colors though.

Lately I have been having thoughts. I owe Sir a ton of orgasms. They’ve been busy with work lately, and not in the mood as much, but for everything They do with work, dogs, and taking care of me, They deserve a lot of pleasure. I miss giving Them Orgasms. It’s been on my mind a lot more lately.

On Facebook, I posted a list of five movies I love that a vast majority of people have never seen. They are: 1. Death To Smoochy 2. Josie And The Pussycats 3. Ghost World 4. Flight of the Navigator 5. Go In the comments, I left an honorable mention- Drop Dead Gorgeous. I was kind of surprised with how many people have seen some of these. I have a little bit I can say about each movie.…

I know it’s a bit delayed, but I’d like to congratulate Elliot on coming out as transgender. There are people out there who would say “who cares” or “big deal”, but it is a big deal. Elliot’s career has been growing a lot, and he first came out as gay, which can be tough as well. Being in the public eye and coming out twice is important, because there could be someone who admires Elliot as a role…

I haven’t posted in a while, for a few reasons. My mom stressed me out with wanting to leave the rehab center sooner than I think she should have. She also wanted me to get a specific recliner she found on Facebook marketplace. She is out of rehab, but now she has a phone that doesn’t work. There’s a lot to explain with the phone issue, it’s more complicated than it should be. She has a nurse…

Back in 2006 or 2007, I took the chance and began listening to NPR. This was because of several reasons, which I will list:

1. The radio stations I regularly listened to were all Boston-based, and I was straying further from Massachusetts, so the signal never came through.

2. The majority of Rhode Island radio stations were shitty (except WBRU), so it was an easy choice.

3. I used to…

I saw the tweet above, and felt like I should provide a long answer. When I was 17, I was a junior in high school (I stayed back in 7th grade). I was working part time at Wendy’s, or starting my brief stint at Showcase Cinemas. I didn’t think much about the future at that time. I drove a 1989 Ford Probe, a high ranking officer in DeMolay, and mostly just cared about PlayStation, going to…

Twelve years ago, when Barack Obama ran for president, I thought Joe Biden was a strange choice for a running mate. I couldn’t tell you one thing he did, all I knew was he was from Delaware, and a Senator. When Obama won the election in 2008, I was celebrating with my then girlfriend (who happened to be black), and some coworkers and some friends of mine in politics- we were at a bar in downtown…

@Collaredmichael recently posted a list. I’ve decided to take part. I’ve put a heart behind everything I have experienced.

•Been Married

•Been divorced

•Fell in love ❤️

•Skipped school ❤️ in college

•Watched someone give birth

And Caught a baby being born

•Watched someone die 

•Been to Canada ❤️ •Ridden in an ambulance

•Been to Hawaii 

•Been to Europe ❤️ •Been to…

I have the pleasure of living with ADHD and depression, and in small bouts, anxiety as well. I don’t think of it as suffering, as most would believe it to be. A lot of the time I spend thinking about things I have no control over- the government, environment, assholes in public- things we all think about at some point during the day. I think of things Sir tells me, and try my hardest to remember…

We are two weeks away from one of the most important elections in the world. Everyone is watching the United States for this one. The takeaway will be: If Biden wins, we will look like we have learned from our mistakes, that we really do want to return to normalcy, and do better; if trump wins, we will look like we never learned from our mistakes, we don’t give a shit about anything or anyone,…

I thought I’d provide an update on my mom. She is officially out of the hospital. They checked her into a rehab center not far from the hospital. Visitation privileges are much more strict. They only allow three visitations a day for the entire building, and you have to make an appointment ahead of time. I made my appointment and it’s not until November 11. It’s all covid rules, and they never…

We took a trip to New Hampshire since it’s the only place we are allowed to visit out of state. After doing some sightseeing, we settled in at the cabin where we were staying. Sir instructed me to take one of my viagra pills. They didn’t promise anything, but didn’t say we wouldn’t be having a little fun. Sir waited a little after a half hour, then proceeded to squeeze Their balls, teasing the…

October is better known as Locktober. I’m not locked, nor have I been. I’ve just gone days and months without orgasm, and I’m on pace to break my personal record since keeping track. Today marks 81 days, 84 is my record. Enough about that though.

This month has been an eventful one. Since last Monday, my mom has been in the hospital. She was put in ICU on Wednesday. She has COPD, and some of…

Something I ceased to do since being with Sir is masturbate. I was a chronic masturbator before meeting Them. I would masturbate about four times at night. Sometimes I would use my prostate massager while stroking. I don’t think I ever mastered using it, but it did feel good rubbing my prostate. I don’t think I had the reach to really keep at it though.

Since being with Sir, masturbation was…