Opdivis

No this is a bad time I don’t need my first note now stupid bot I’m quitting. 

It took me this long to realize that spending (and I spare you of all goofs here) 3 straight months taking about Nick Wilde is just really, like quite incredibly lame. I honest to goodness thought I was being a comedic mastermind by continuing to post the same Nick Wilde joke every day, but I’m reading this boy over now and it is just obnoxious. And I wrote an essay too? I legitimately cared about it and put effort into into it and I posted it on my goofy Tumbler blog after trying to build it up as like something people would care about + hopy hecking s I get it was a joke but I cannot read this thing through without gagging. So uh, I guess this is it.

Wait heck no she’s the Mage of Blood urghhggghhh.

Can’t believe this washed up Tumbler.

You ready for a riveting read?

Hey sorry guys out with a bit of the illness today but I feel I need to drop a truth bomb on you here and tell you, despite all of your high, high opinions of me, I was wrong. Judy Hopps is totally the Witch of Doom. She’s a police officer, all about rules and restrictions at heart as per the Doom, but as a Witch she rebels against the limitations of her aspect, in this case quite literally rebelling against rules in general. She uses rules and order (thus her perfectionist, orderly lifestyle) to break all sorts of barriers and carp (You know, the law. And like racial barriers as well I guess.) Witches are also the most active class of all and have nutso powers, so Judy would have the ability to impose crazy order on people or turn everything to complete unrestricted chaos, so you know, race war. She takes away all natural order of social stigma and flips the prey discrimination on it’s head, and boom, chaos and Life everywhere. Even more, the Witch’s challenge is to use their nutty powers in a morally conscious way, which is pretty darn emphasized in her whole “starting a race war” to “regretting starting a race war” arc. Bam got them.

One day I may seriously have to face the repercussions of tagging a post with “LongBoy” and “Exposed.”

End of Opdivis: Act 1

Hopy S what are they doing to the tags. First they decide to make them bold WITHOUT asking my CONSENT and then they up and add a SECOND line even though THERE’S a scrolling FEATURE so THERE’S no point in EVEN having it. (No but for reals who decided it would be a good idea to have a system that incorporates both multiple lines to make the tags readable without having to scroll and a scrolling feature to read the tags. (Would be danging overkill if both in conjunction didn’t make it like for real many times worse (Not even exaggerating))). No joke when I say Dave you’d oughta get your act together Dave or else, and dare I say this, I might start not posting on a consistent schedule.

Hey y’all. I know it’s been a minute since we’ve talked last, or I guess since you’ve read my witty quips and goofs and what sorts its, but I think I’ve recovered from my little outburst there. So unprecedented. Anyway, I think what’s best is we just get right back into the swing of things. Jump right front of that thing, get clocked in the dome, and spend 2 hours waiting in a carpy ER room for stitches in our left eye you know? Freakin’ never forgive our brother for doing that even though it was ten years ago J, hear what I’m sayin’? Pickin’ it up? Yeah cool you got it. So here’s the pitch.  Do you think it’d work between me and Nick? Wilde, that is. I dunno, I’m kind of thinking it over right now and like, I know this might be surprising but I can’t find any chinks in the pairing. Here’s the sitch, we’ve both got the sarcasm thing down, I know it’s probably weird to think about for you but I’m actually pretty ironic in IRL TB perfectly H so bam, joke routine the solid base of any relationship. We both win an A on the laziness scale, or chart I guess, ba-boom something to relate with. And like, mega-blam, apathy coming out of our ears. Couldn’t give a heck or more about nothing. Like, I know I’m biased to imagine that it’d work but like… we’re just kind of just the same person? I dunno, I’m probably forgetting some fatal flaw here so tell me what you think. All my fans that is. 

Okay like I’m totally gonna get to writing this heartfelt ironic apology about posting pictures of Nick Wilde and being bribed by Disney at some point, but there’s a greater good at stake here as in I’ve gotta inform you of the haps on this terrible site. Point is, viewing experience has not changed but I just keep spending more time browsing through my dashboard. It keeps trying to show me like jewelry, and wow I’m sure that someone out there is super into that kind of stuff and is real happy that there’s a cool Tumbler blog all about it but I swear to Jeepers every post has like 300 notes max. No one cares why am I being shown this? And might as well self defecate while I’m up on my soap box, at least half of the posts recommended to me I’ve already seen 4 times but I just keep going back for more. Then again, addiction is a powerful thing.