둘!셋!

joon really has an IQ of 148 huh

fun fact once he stuck his hands into boiling water without even hesitating

and he tried cutting like onions but they weren’t budging and jin had to come over to tell him that the cover of the knife was still on

and he told a female radio host about the difficulties of having an erection on stage bc of their tight pants while they were on air

and when accused of bringing viruses to the computer bc he watched porn he didn’t take anyone’s shit for a second and straight up said they all watched it together on live tv

and he stuffed an entire fucking fortune cookie - paper and all - in his mouth and happily walked away like a child while his interviewer Panicked and tried alerting him that he might choke

and he decided that the perfect time to announce that a proper kiss involved tongue was while filming a bangtan bomb

“Sometimes I look at Namjoon and I think, God is fair.” –Seokjin 😂😂😂