The Quotes of Everscidy

“Welp, I guess I don’t know words now! It’s confirmed: I am fluent in exactly ZERO languages!”

“C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG AND IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT WE CAN SING IT FASTER THAN YOUR WRONG BUT IT WOULD HELP IF YOU JUST SING ALONG BUH BUH BUH!!!”

Clef: *makes gesture*

“I was thinking about Clogs... I’m always thinking about Clogs.”

Akhali: “My character can't have problems anymore. She only has one problem.”

“Any last-minute things for my two living characters?”

G.M.: “Make a medicine check.”

Lyr, concerned: “Stop the drugs, they are bad.”

“Look at all those chickens!”

M: “OH NO IT’S THE MITOCHONDRIA!”

“Can I be in denial and just say ‘no?’”

“WAIT YOUR DICK IS A PERSON!?!?”

“Well, it’s Jaune Lost now, ‘CAUSE HE LOST!!!”

“You know, it’s like when you put a cat in an elixir: you get a catatonic...”

“It’s a large stick that makes loud booms.”

“YOU ARE A SNAKE! HOW ARE YOU HELPING!?”