*armand voice* lestat lestat lestat lestat lestat

I still can’t believe that Louis almost ate his nephew and then was fake crying about how he’s never gonna have kids of his own even though prior to meeting Lestat he’d resigned himself to being Paul’s keeper for the rest of his life and couldn’t even manage to get a beard and then Lestat said you will be filled with all the life you can hold then gave Louis a baby the very next episode and when that baby was still a baby she shared coffin with Louis and then when they’re forced to start again in Eastern Europe we’re shown them sharing a makeshift burial place again and then the show ends with Louis looking at a painting of a figure wrapped around a smaller figure and it’s called Mother and Child which is not only in the extremely catholic tradition of Mary and Jesus but also commissioned specifically for the show and specifically for Louis. after two seasons of him trying to come to peace with his daughter’s death for 70 years. like all these things happened. I’m not interpreting or analyzing anything guys there’s no subtlety or room for interpretation these are literally just scenes that happened. and I’m supposed to think other tv shows should exist? and the entire time they’re both gay Black vampires. are you kidding me

armand being a firm believer in method acting who tells his company shit like "uhmmmm do i hear FRENCH from the lips of an ENGLISH company??? remember u gotta live it off stage if you wanna be it on stage..." like yeah okay the guy who fully pretends to be whoever his current companion wants him to be and doesn't reflect on this one minute but instead just pretends everything is fine and normal and as it should be believes in pretending to be something you're not with total disregard of your own true self so you can play a convincing part for an audience. fork found in kitchen.