and they’re all 33-year-old teenagers

Probably a challenge, but still doable, if we're able to summon the full power of the MCRmy!

as of right now, we're only 22 orders away from our 3rd Stretch Goal: a set of not 1, not 2, not 3, but FOUR acrylic standees! One for each member of the band! If we reach this goal, eligible zine bundles will receive one of these standees at random!

and Fun Fact: The Frank In A Blender standee we've been teasing is also a SHAKER STANDEE! So you'll be able to shake him around during shows when Frank creates a diabolical setlist! (which is basically every time XD)

So grab you preferred zine bundle now, and make sure you read the listing descriptions carefully to make sure the bundle you want is eligible for this stretch goal!

plus some other cool stuff

72 HOURS REMAINING before we hang our closed sign high! So place your orders at the window now before we fade to black!

5 DAYS LEFT!!!

5 more days until we close our kitchen doors! So, grab your copy of the zine and all our cool merch while you still can!

That's right! Only 1 WEEK LEFT! FOR REAL THIS TIME! Come midnight on August 10th, we close up our kitchen doors! So grab your copy of the zine and any cool merch you want while you still have time and support a great cause!

And friendly reminder, anybody who pre-orders the zine (including those who already ordered) are also entered to win this fabulous pack of prizes!