â Why was the fruit put in jail?Â
             ...because heâd committed armed strobbery!! Ahahaha! ~ â
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@ontheaire
      â Why was the fruit put in jail?Â
             ...because heâd committed armed strobbery!! Ahahaha! ~ â

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Charlastor Week Day 1: Musical
      â â Why canât orphans play baseball?Â
            -- because they donât know where home is!! HA-HA-HA! ~ â
      â â Why canât werewolves tell time?Â
             -- because they arenât WHEN-wolves!! Ahahahaha !! ~ â
      â â how many shrinks does it take to change a light bulb?Â
              -- just one! But the light bulb has to really want to change! Ha ha ha! ~ â

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;; sorry for the dip in activity. I started school last week so naturally my life is in shambles, and any free time will be devoted to homework for the foreseeable future. this is my last semester before graduation though, so wish me luck!! and Iâll do stuff on here as my schedule/muse/sanity permits!!
So, itâs a deal then.
if you ever disrespected me and i was calm about it . . . donât trust me.
Alastor

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he wears his smile like a pocketknife, ready for the kill
thoughts #09 | r.m (via rmeisel)
â whatchaâ got going on there ? you making dolls ? â
//sc. @ontheaire
      â ...well, I suppose you could call it that! â His smile is so wide itâs a wonder that his cheeks havenât split, fingers holding a needle poised pointedly over a little ragamuffin effigy that suspiciously resembled a certain television-headed kingpin.
      â -- although to a witchcraft practitioner, itâd be more recognizable as a â poppet! â â
@hellbelovedâ asked :Â Her head tilts to the side, blonde locks cascading over narrow-shoulders to spill down her back in golden waves, and soft eyes peek up at the taller demon by her side -- hidden curiosity lurking not too far from the surface (eyes flickering back down to her hands. she wanted to ask, so what was stopping her?). Shuffling closer she parted her lips only to close them, mulling over her words for a few seconds before she spoke. â Hey, Alastor... what were things like when you were human ? â
      A cursory glance is paid to the tiny form that shuffles up to stand beside him, peering up at him from from behind the crook of his elbow. Canting his head to one side, his gaze lids patiently as he waits for her to find the diction she appears to be grasping at and voice whatever query thatâs caught on the cusp of her tongue.Â
      -- when he was human? ...in truth, he wasnât truly certain that he ever had been human ; not entirely, anyway. But  a l i v e  -- oh, what a time itâd been to be alive in!
      â -- well, they didnât call it the roarinâ twenties for nothinâ, darlinâ! The economy was booming, consumerism was at an all time high, and nobody was more of a sheba than the flapper girl! Ha ha ha! ~ â He throws an arm down around her shoulder and swings his microphone out before her in a wide sweep, clearing the air as if it were a canvas upon which he might paint a picture of the era.
      â ...prohibition was in full swing, but nobody cared! Everyone toted it all the same, in flagrant disregard of the law - morals took a back seat, and indulgence was the name of the game! And that wasnât all! Why, it was industrial growth as far as the eye could see! Automobiles, telephones, moving pictures, radio!! The golden age of radio! The first and only mass broadcasting medium! New styles of dress and dance ; thatâs right! Dancing! It was the age of JAZZ ! Why, it was like one long, continuous party that no one thought would ever end! â
      ...He lowers his microphone and releases her shoulder with an easy shrug of reminiscence. â ...ah, but nothing lasts forever, Iâm afraid. The stock market crashed in 1929 and brought an end to the era ; from what I understand, that was the start of what would come to be known as the Great Depression! ...Itâs just a shame I died before I got to relish the full extent of that human suffering. The hardship, the misery! Sooooo many orphans. Ahhh, yes ...it was a wonderful time to be alive, indeed! .......but youâve never been topside, have you my dear? After all, you were born here in Hell, werenât you? ~  â

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@hellheiressâ asked :Â Â are you a banana? because i find you a peeling.
      â -- ahahahaha! Very clever my dear! But I can do you one better! Ahem -- if you were a vegetable, youâd be a cute-cumber! Ahahahaha! ~ â
You think I wonât tear you apart? How foolish. Iâm not smiling, Iâm baring my teeth.