Every Thing

motherfuckers will buy Loid’s “it’s just for the mission” propaganda meanwhile I’m rewatching season 1 and it’s episode FIVE and just in this ONE episode this man rented out an entire castle, borrowed a plane, racked up who knows how much money and called all the spies in the nation just cause his kid wanted to play pretend. He’s had her for like a week.

Loid Forger is up to his eyeballs in PTSD and masking the hell out of it, gets stress ulcers, and is playing 5 dimensional chess with every interaction, figuring out and counteracting both people's individual and collective motivations and weaknesses. But he's also like "ough how do i maintain a healthy and respectful fake relationship with my beautiful stacked superhuman goddess wife who misses 40% of all social cues and wears backless sweater dresses all the time. This is really tough." The character of all time.

New Pokemon character idea: old women NPC on a bench feeding Pidgey. Upon trying to talk to her you are instantly thrown into a battle where she has a team comprised entirely of level 100 early-route birds all holding leftovers

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

I already know I'm a girl dickhead I just like wearing pants

a chainsaw is a lot like a hot glue gun

when you have one in your hands you start to get Ideas about your surroundings