Dog Fart Neutralizing Thong

i developed severe OCD but it’s okay ish now

my tremor got worse but like it’s probably not serious so

my social anxiety got worse to the point of agoraphobia but it’s getting better now i bought a chocolate bar the other day and only had a minor heart attack

marvel employees now hate me long story

i’m still a photographer but like a really good one now if i do say so myself

i’m also learning how to play piano, not as great at that

Notch told me to fuck off the other day

i made friends with a bunch of youtubers, a class of people i now consider subhuman but it’s okay i love them anyway

i developed decisive and objectively true opinions on the Hellraiser franchise

i learned how to pronounce Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch