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jester Lance 🩵 part. 1
i do find the omegaverse kind of fascinating conceptually. adding an aditional trinary on to our already complex sex and gender dynamics could do so much to your worldbuilding if you lean into it and explore the evolutionary and societal implications of it all. unfortunately telling people "im interested in the sex universe for the worldbuilding potential" is not very convincing no matter how you phrase it.
Chapters: 7/7 Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Major Character Death Relationships: Nico di Angelo/Will Solace, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Annabeth Chase/Percy Jackson, Calypso/Leo Valdez, Hazel Levesque/Frank Zhang Characters: Nico di Angelo, Will Solace, Annabeth Chase (Percy Jackson), Percy Jackson, Calypso (Percy Jackson), Leo Valdez, Hazel Levesque, Frank Zhang, Bianca di Angelo, Sally Jackson (Percy Jackson), Paul Blofis, Estelle Blofis Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Mortal, Alternate Universe - 1940s, Alternate Universe - 1950s, Slow Burn, Period-Typical Homophobia, Period-Typical Racism, (alluded to) - Freeform, Italian Resturaunt, Italian Percy Jackson, Jewish Percy Jackson, Title from a Frank Sinatra Song, Death in Childbirth, Implied Sexual Content, Making Out, Canonical Character Death Series: Part 1 of Percy Jackson Historical Fics Summary:
When Nico di Angelo first meets William Solace at a disastrous family dinner, he finds a bit too much safety in his words and actions.
They keep meeting, and as they age and suffer and celebrate, they find themselves winding closer and closer to something beautiful.
GUESS WHO FINISHED A WIP????
@only-a-randomcabin6demigoddess
WOOOOOO HELL YEAH
I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.
I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

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The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes
and we need that! keeps us humble.
Then I'm just like WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AN ADULT
It goes the other way, too, because WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE A CHILD?!!
I'm 16, that's like, barely a child
I'm in my 30s. You are baby
I'm older than both of you in a trenchcoat.
honestly one of the best things we can do for ourselves is realize that people of different ages than us can still be the same kind of person as us. it's humbling and it gives everyone involved a sense of continuity, and it busts those stupid generational stereotypes media is so fond of.
Chik-fil-le sandwich
INGREDIENTS:
4 hamburger buns, split
1 head green leaf lettuce, leaves separated
1 beefsteak tomato, sliced
20 dill pickle slices
FOR THE CHICKEN
2 boneless, skinless chicken breasts
1 cup dill pickle juice
1 ½ cups milk, divided
1 cup peanut oil
1 large egg
½ cup all-purpose flour
1 tablespoon confectioners’ sugar
Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste
DIRECTIONS:
Place a chicken breast on a cutting board. With your hand flat on top of it, carefully slice the chicken in half horizontally. Trim excess fat as needed.
In a large shallow baking dish, combine chicken, pickle juice and ½ cup milk; marinate for at least 30 minutes. Drain well.
Heat peanut oil in a large skillet over medium high heat.
In another large shallow baking dish, whisk together remaining 1 cup milk and egg. Stir in chicken to coat and drain excess milk mixture.
In a gallon size Ziploc bag or large bowl, combine chicken, flour and confectioners’ sugar; season with salt and pepper, to taste.
Working in batches, add chicken to the skillet and cook until evenly golden and crispy, about 4-5 minutes. Transfer to a paper towel-lined plate.
Serve chicken immediately on burger buns with green leaf lettuce, tomato and pickles.
Also if y’all are interested, I have the copycat recipes for the Frosted Lemonade and the Chicken Nuggets
https://www.tablespoon.com/recipes/copycat-chick-fil-a-nuggets/2b483ee0-a13e-4a3f-bf0b-9b26099c6e24
https://cincyshopper.com/copycat-chick-fil-a-frosted-lemonade/
Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.
Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.
(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)
Are you safe?
Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.
I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.
I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.
A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.
The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.
I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.
…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.
(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)
can you do the mona lisa :)
i get so emotional every time i think about fanfic culture. it's just so beautiful that people are writing and anonymously posting these thousand-word stories about characters we all love and not even getting any money or public fame from it. it's literally just for the love of the game.
shout out to everyone who participates in fanfic culture, be it reading or writing fanfics. you are contributing to such a lovely thing <3

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Good news: if you’re currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.
It’s recently been found that even hive insects rest. Bees will play with colorful toys. Ants sleep for about 1 minute but they do it so frequently it amounts to a few hours per day. Even trees take breaks.
The only things that work without rest are machines; literally everything that lives requires rest.
EVERYTHING THAT LIVES REQUIRES REST. STOP JUDGING YOURSELF FOR NOT BEING A ROBOT.
robots require very frequent breaks! welding machines generally have it programmed in that they can’t run so long they melt themselves. ive overseen two different manufacturing robots now and each of them were fragile, finicky idiots that require constant maintenance and repair. they pause in between moves, in between jobs. you’re always keeping an eye on programming errors, on coolant levels, on heat. you’re always pulling bits of scrap out of joints, sweeping up debris, washing off nozzles and untangling hoses. and even then it snaps a chain and takes a whole morning’s vacation.
even robots need downtime.
it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?” and i’d just be like, “no…no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i’m gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean i’m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don’t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.”
even worse, imagine being an immortal who keeps missing stuff. “What was it like seeing the pyramids being built?” “Fuck if I know, I was in Madagascar.” “Oh, okay. Well, how was the Renaissance?” “I fell down a hole in Scotland and people thought I was an enchanted well for four hundred years, it was over by the time I convinced someone to get me out.”
And now, a lesson in biases:
We barely know anything about Madagascar pre-500CE. We don’t even know whether the island had a permanent population before then, despite finding a bunch of much older signs of temporary human presence.
Malagasy mythology makes mention of the vazimba, a “precursor” ethnic group that might or might not be distinct from Madagascar’s current population.
The point is, we do not know.
So you were in Madagascar when the pyramids were being built in Egypt, i.e. during one of the most obscure, most undocumented parts of Madagascar’s human history?
Oh, buddy, you better go and make a bunch of anthropologists and archeologists really happy RIGHT NOW instead of feeling bad about missing everyone else’s pet Major Event.
It’s been a decade since we left that comment and you have the best reply anyone’s left to it.
then you start forgetting shit knowing you have like, the onlt record of the time on that place because you were so fixated on their grass (which you use to unlock memories)
Some more Asterism doodles 🌌 It's really been a wild ride so far 😂
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It was a Tuesday in 1981 when the San Francisco police kicked in the door.
Inside the small apartment, they expected to find a hardened criminal. They expected a drug kingpin. They expected resistance.
Instead, they found a 57-year-old waitress in an apron.
The air in the apartment smelled sweet, thick with chocolate and something earthier. On the kitchen counter, cooling on wire racks, were 54 dozen brownies.
The police officers began bagging the evidence. They confiscated nearly 18 pounds of marijuana. They handcuffed the woman, whose name was Mary Jane Rathbun.
She didn't look scared. She didn't look guilty.
She looked at the officers, smoothed her apron, and reportedly said, "I thought you guys were coming."
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#i didnt reblog the first time #because i wanted to verify this #and now that i have? hell yeah brownie grandma
Can you please share how you verified, and give alternate sources, so we can maybe quiet the accusations of "A.I. slop" in the comments?
I'd be only too happy to do that. I was suspicious to start, too. It seemed a bit on the nose to have the weed brownie grandma named "Mary Jane," but also, that's a very common combination in a certain place and time, so I thought it was worth the extra effort.
What I did was find sources that made the claim (in this case, that a woman named Mary Jane was a medicinal marijuana activist in California, USA in the 1980s and 90s.) I checked the dates to get some certainty those sources aren't AI slop, then checked that the sources are generally reliable.
Then I followed useful details about the place and time, and other people involved, to explore it more fully.
The first thing I did was search for "Brownie Mary" and see if that turned anything up at all. It turned up a LOT of results. Predictably, some of them were recipes, but not all of them.
Next up, I checked sources and dates. Wikipedia can be dodgy for academic use, but their policy on LLM-generated input is very clear: they don't want slop. I started by reading that page and then went on to read others.
The Atlas Obscura article is from 2018. I found another one from SFWeekly from 2017.
Both of those are decent sources - Atlas Obscura gets a High factual reporting rate from MediaBiasFactCheck, and while MBFC doesn't have a rating for SFWeekly, the verbiage in that article is very close to what GastroObscura has. (Also to what the post itself has, right down to the choice of pull quote.)
Now, we can stop there and feel pretty confident that articles published before the wide availability of LLMs are not, in fact, LLM generated.
...or we can go deeper, and run this all the way back to source.
I spotted references to a Chicago Tribune imterview of Mary Jane Rathbun, published in 1993.
My search string of "Chicago Tribune 1993 Mary Jane Rathbun" hit it in the top 3 results. That article includes some fun new details: she wore a cannabis leaf shaped pendant to her trial!
She also objected to being portrayed as a cuddly grandma up against The Man, so I must retract my flippant tags, above.
The evidence now strongly points to Brownie Mary being a real woman who really went to court for giving AIDS patients weed brownies. But can we get closer? I've now seen several mentions of a 1980 attempt at convicting her too.
The articles have mentioned Sonoma County and a nonprofit called the Shanti Project, so let's hook onto that and see what we get.
Searching for "Mary Jane Rathbun Sonoma County 1980" gets me an article from a law firm; that mentions the prosecuting attorney by name, and points to a book: Lust for Justice: The Radical Life & Law of J. Tony Serra, by Paulette Frankl. It even has an excerpt!
We can run the book down too, just for fun (now we have a primary source.) My favorite used book site has a copy for $1. Amazon gives a view of the back cover, too:
...wow. I should see if my library has that!
The excerpt on the site has a mention of a candelight vigil held for her death in 1999. It took some hunting past things I'd already read and a bunch of shops giving written tributes, but I found a news report about that, too.
There's a lot of information out there, and it's worth digging into. Otherwise it's altogether too easy to think something real and worth knowing is just another bit of slop.
How would you show affection to your mutuals if you were a cat?
Get in the way for me or headbutt them lol 😭
Mutuals and moots! (lmk if I forgot anyone)
@chocymilkmilo @c7b3rzp4c3 @fallenangels-rot
gifts and zoomies
@artemisiamasterofnone @privygrid @alastorscuntologydegree @queryoh @the-diary-of-a-moody-teenager @the--starverse @artemisiarising @raventhecrispy-offical @killer-offical @zeta-finnish @obsessivebookwormalert @aquemm @h1v3wing @mooshroomdicktator @ anyone I may have forgotten
Definitely Gift (leaf) and headbuttss
@aash-the-fucking-question-mark @its-me-kassy @number1wifemisser @celestialastronmy @lasttoleavetheparty + open tags!!
Follow them around and probably zoomies loll
@marauding-almond @callmegayandgrunge2 @snoopyinrainbows @nightshadeeclipse @ijustwantedtoscroll @kiraandhervibes + open tagsss
Bite affectionately
@stardust-daydreamss @actually-wren @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @esarity11 @hardyharhar0 @marauding-almond @maliciouslittlewhiteboy @foundheaven013 @j3lly-jam @karleysblogspot @lemonenty @vinylfawn @b0la-very-fresca
follow them around and gift (leaf)
@thegenrefluid2 @thecatboyknight-offical @i-know-too-many-greek-myths +open tags
All of them except bite but I would jokingly threaten to bite you so theres that
Stare, follow, gift cool rocks occasionally
@nightmare1342 and open tags!
head butt and gifts, I will bring you dead mice i find in the basement
@x-hotrose-x @tree3friend @ii-dvna-ii @fabricekeith2 @shadow-king-club @morally-earl-gray @cokrouch @demonusenjoyer @blurmasauraus @therainbowgalaxyadhdgirl @fadedeuphemistic @tealwolf-59 @ineedbettershittodo @roseisgoat @quietrainflower @peculiardragon22 @pitay-mago @moonylupin64 @midgetreader24 @orangenoddtiefling @caleb-is-intro @illustrioustattooweapon @cheriibunii @acrazycatlady @thumbs-on-the-irises @cri3spies @nepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnep @callamea @bad-but-sad-boi @dragon-lover444 @explosions4evr @loki-banana @patronjenu @isabella-williams09 @digiminmi @1damienfan @lushi-sushi @andthebansheez @vintage-vulture-crow @liveinanomie @funbun4life @pancakeshow @felix-the-dumpster-alien @kingkit7734 @justwishyouwereheretoseemenow @natalielawlz @lavendertortoise12 @zipsosuperstar @atlass-random-stuff @nemizeiya @lenzory @vickysnowpawz @mythical-ethereal-angelic-mariii @kontheinternet @xxxt0n1xxx @iloverubiesandimgay
and obviously, anyone else
Gift 🎁
@loki-banana @stormsincoming @stupidocornetto @nightmare1342 @asexual-bean @cheezbot @escaramelo @furytheartdragoness @spacebugarts
stare
@urlocal-ace-of-spades @thatboleyngirl77 @rain-rains @anonymousdarkfigure @milo-nelles @theshadowyalchemist @varigostan @i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated @that-one-introvert-theater-kid
follow them around and zoomies def
@solareclipseeee
affectionate bites and leaf gift giving 🥹🥲
@mackenziedaartist @ackermanandsukuna
@andr0gynousfan
stare and follow them around probably (because they’re all talented asf) 🫶🫶🫶
@kagstobioisthelightofmylife @jackalthehyena @thelibrarydemon @sofakingcurious @reikodashi @lemonsunnyhoney
Gift, bite (affectionately) and headbutt heheh
@kagstobioisthelightofmylife @thelibrarydemon @finla2 @tbh-yousuck @byfulcrums @only-a-randomcabin6demigoddess (I’m so sorry for the rest of you I’m in my phone rn. I LOVE YOU ALL SMMM THOO)
probably headbutt and follow them around hahaha
tags (no pressure)!: @coniac-in-chb @labelledamsansmerci19 @bisexual-otaku-girl @nathaniel-is-a-twink + everyone who wants to join in!!

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why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??
No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary
Fixed
This post is a train wreck.
Why do you need to put ordinary? Shouldn’t it just be the words without the adjective?
A reaction image I made of Kolivan. Feel free to use!!
Added a version with a watermark (:
he looks like he’s concentrating very hard or he’s thoroughly done. and honestly that’s kolivan right there