Onism anxiety

Spoiler: it absolutely does workout for you, and even better than you anticipated.

I can always change my mind (a threat and a consolation, comforts both)

you criticize her, but before taylor swift had her private jet she used to ride a horse everywhere and when she reached her destination one of her personal assistants would shoot the horse point blank in the head. she did this hundreds of times, if not thousands

Do every retail employee a favor this Thanksgiving/black friday: stay home.

Or find a friendly local owner-operated small business, if you really want to go out and shop. We don’t mind, because if we did mind we’d just close for the day.

the tote bag falling off shoulder when wearing a coat to suicide pipeline

some of you are soooo serious. brother its tumblr.com/dashboard

very specific tag game: if you are from the US and can drive, pls reblog and say where you’re from and what you call it when someone sorta pauses at a stop sign without fully stopping all the way