Drunk in love we'll be all night

Until recently, my audition, but right now it’s mostly all my clubs (especially Glee), homework, student council, planning a school dance, preparing for New York, piano, coming up with the perfect birthday gift for Kurt… You know, stuff like that.

It’s not necessarily normal, but not as bad as the other ones? And I kind of like that theory. It would explain a lot. Maybe it’s an anagram or something?

The real question is do you sleep or you’re a half-vampire or taking simulators? No sane or real person can combine it. If you don’t know what to buy, always go with a certificate, so a person could choose a present by themselves..always works.

Maybe it’s both? It’s hard not to spend so much time together when we’re in the same clubs, VP and president and share classes. And Sam’s fun to be around.

It’s the thought that counts, so thank you.

You chose it yourself, so there’s no one else to blame. Are we talking about the same Sam? 

Blaine: It's not exactly my favourite situation either, but we just have to make it work. So thanks :)

Blaine: I don't think the judges would be very happy with that song to be honest. And no, we're not allowed to swear. Which doesn't mean we can't change a few words, but if we went for Bodak Yellow, we'd have to change like half the song.

Kitty: At least you gonna graduate soon so you can move in with him, bet he already prepared silk bedsheets and midtown flannel/flower kitchen curtains for your future love nest.

That’s true, I only know you in person. At first I thought it was short for Katherine or something but this is much cooler. If I’ll go to college there’s gonna be new people but my true friends are here so I don’t plan to become a new super friend with anyone. I still dunno how I did that. 

Hey I was gonna give you a good grade. You’re right, but you don’t seem a lonely person so you don’t do that a lot. Maybe with a couple of people like that Dottie Kazatori? I know that deep inside you like that stuff. 

It’s a secret for you to save, glitter boy. Does it make me a true friend? Honestly, I dunno either, or I’d prevented it... I’m just teasing. Maybe it has something with free pizza or your funny impressions but who knows.

Well I can’t see my dad doing that either but I don’t think that means there aren’t people his age who do I don’t think just because you hit a certain age means you can’t like certain things anymore, you know?

Everyone says it when they’re teens and then become boring adults. I guess when your life becomes a circle of providing-working routine you find some things child-ish, like cartoons, even though some of them have more sense than any Oscar-nominated movies.

Smart isn’t the word I would use, I mean, she definitely is but I think most people get stupid when they’re wanting more money. But I don’t think they’re in it for the money, I think its a bonus for them but they strike me as ‘in it for the fame’ types.

That’s the best kind of humor.

True, I meant more creative and cunning? But it makes some people so dumb for sure, like all managers stealing money and suing people to get their million bites of the fortune. People would get anything for the fame nowadays, it’s ridiculous *Hey, Bella Thorn* 

I mean, to be fair you just said ‘hot nerds’, you didn’t say ‘hot teen nerds’

I guess nerds implies people are young, I can’t imagine my dad sitting getting excited about a guy in a suit with a hummer.

Was it? Shows how much I know. That’s a good point though, I guess shes smarter than I gave her credit for.

every single second of it was amazing honestly.

People get really smart when they’re thirsty for money. Now kardashian scandal drama month is out, TMI month happened. 

Are they though? I think within the past few years it’s become cool to be into superheros so ‘hot nerds’ aren’t that hard to find anymore.

You say like America has lots of hot teens, it’s not true.

I don’t know, I think the perfect promo would have been one of them pregnant, another one trying, and another one looking to adopt, you still end with three of them having kids but way more drama.

How can you? He’s so proud of himself at the end.

I think this scenario was already? Considering Kim or Kourt were constantly pregnant, Khloe was trying and we have various options here too: hidden pregnancy - done, using a surrogate - done, cheating scandal the day before giving a birth - done.

They were still based on true people’s name, though, am I right? Must be a really good one to take your husband’s too. Very funny, what do you think my schedule looks like? ‘cause right now it’s a totally normal one with just a couple of friends, but if you like the ‘million friends’ joke you can keep going as much as you want. 

Mini football team? Nah. And I’m not thinking about it, too soon, too soon. Okay? FUNNY. I guess so. You can walk away if it gets so boring, just like I turn off the tv when it starts. The only thing is that the former is a bit rude.

Still, I bet you only know one Kitty in real life. True, either good one or fitting next to mine. Oh come on, you’re going to college soon which means it’s potentially new 1000 people for you to befriend and it’s not like they stand a chance, you even managed to catch me in this friend-net. 

I don’t think that really helps his case. It’s definitely unfair to judge a person on a leaked video, I don’t think it was leaked without her consent though so was it really leaked? Did you just insinuate that Chris Jenner is worse than the actual devil?

You have been missing out, Kitty, prepare to laugh for days.

Who knows, I guess only Kim and her momager know the truth. I doubt devil can make 3 of their daughters pregnant at the same time to get a perfect promo for new season, so yes. 

Yeah I heard it. Every group has their crazies though. Doesn’t mean every person who likes superheros is taking part in a sex cult.

Okay, that’s fair I suppose, consider yourself unjudged.

I’d say most people who're overly excited about superheroes rarely taking part in sex-anything. Except for hot nerds, but they’re a rare type. 

I only remember Kitty Forman, from That 70s Show, but she’s not the prettiest woman, even though she’s a funny one. Now, though, guess you wouldn’t drop your last name anyway, Wilde’s pretty badass as well. Party in the desert sounds fun, of course I’ll be watching, guess I could tell people that the girl on stage is my friend. 

No, it was about having kids, no need to add anything to that. Blowing your own horn now, huh? Yeah it was a good kiss. It is, if you like rich people scheming against other rich people. All I know is that every time it begins I fall asleep. It’s like they press a button somewhere that orders me to pass out. 

I meant actual people not tv show characters, you dork. You are right, I’m gonna keep mine or take double one if my future husband is gonna have a cool one. If it happens you better make a free spot in your busy schedule of supporting million of your close friends.