Q Magazine - June 2017
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Q Magazine - June 2017

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Murdoc is the ultimate tsundere. requested by lovely alexapplesauce278 (IG).
from this interview, i think everyone needs to hear this.
Ch-Charger
So here’s the third place prize for the random draw competition I’ll be holding next week. Stay tuned Monday when I announced the date and time of the competition!
Based this sketch off of the Gorillaz lens app commercial. Murdoc is sexy as fuck in leather…
What’s Murdoc up to these days?

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Right, I promised you comfort stuff a while ago, yeah? Welp, since the old fucko cannot update his own Spotify playlist [they’re not allowed to have phones in prison, apparently] I’ll give you this. Of course I’m not Murdoc, but hell, I’ve been around for a while so I guess it’s historically predicted that we share a lot of favourite bands and music genres. Not gonna lie, I scrolled through his archive and cried a little at the amount of songs I loved for years clueless to the fact he loves them too. Gdi, he was the one who dragged me into The Rolling Stones inferno, whomst’ve I shittin?
So… here it is. [G-Mix: Sounds Like Murdoc #2]
It’s been updated once, for those 8 strangers who followed immediately even though I never announced it anywhere. If you guys are reading this, bless your souls.
[Archive]
Tracklist:
Dorothy - Raise Hell
Robert Ellis - Good Intentions
Jim Croce - Roller Derby Queen
Electric Six - Synthesizer
Young The Giant - My Body
Zac Brown Band feat. Chris Cornell - Heavy Is The Head
Suzanne Vega - Blood Makes Noise
Hot Chip - Huarache Lights
Kasabian - You’re In Love With A Psycho
The Score - Legend
It him day, so I thought an update to G-Mix would be a good thing, apart from sending two swashbucklers to bust his arse from prison apparently. Here we go,
🤘 [G-Mix: Sounds Like Murdoc #3]
[archive]
Tracklist:
Aerosmith - Come Together
Kasabian - Club Foot
Jill Andrews - Tell That Devil
Ryan Culwell - I Think I’ll Be Their God
The Rolling Stones - The Worst
Trevor Something - Summer Love
U2 - Lucifer’s Hands
Escondido - Heart Is Black
Amos Lee - El Camino
Imagine Dragons - Next To Me
This audio came from the Gorillaz 2001 tour in London. The voice actors of the band were talking backstage to the audience as their character while Damon and his band were performing.
Voice Cast:
Phil Cornwell- Murdoc Niccals
Nelson De Freitas- 2D
Haruka Kuroda- Noodle
Remi Kabaka- Russel Hobbs
Sadist in me says capitalize on this opportunity to paint him bloody again..
so it is done.
2D and Murdoc moments:
Russel: We all love each other! Except for Murdoc, who hates us and himself equally.
Murdoc: …Yeah, yeah exactly, that would be true. Ah, what’s your point?
2D: Awww, I love you Murdoc!
Murdoc: Look, I won’t say it again: I saved your life. You owe me your soul!
2D: Okay!
Murdoc: Oh, nice one.
Source: The Apex Tapes, 2001.
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2D: Er… I don’t want to scare you Murdoc, but I’m locked in here with you. I do have a key somewhere but I can’t find it. I’ve been watching you… sleeping and……you’re quite….beautiful… when you’re quiet.
Source: 9 de Septiembre, 2003, Gorillaz Official Forum.
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What’s one of the strangest things to ever happen to you while on tour?
2D: One time after a show Murdoc got very drunk. He pointed at me then one of the security guards escorted me to his trailer. When I got inside, Murdoc gave me strawberries and told me about all the tragedies in his life, stopping only to cry or smoke a joint. Afterwards he said I was a good listener, and not like all the other girls. We hugged, exchanged numbers, and I left. He never called.
Source: 2D speaks to Highsnobiety
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What’s your perfect Sunday?
Murdoc: Sunday being the day of rest, [Gorillaz member] 2D waits on me hand and foot. He does that every day, to be fair, but on Sunday he wears a little apron, which makes it extra special. So, 1 p.m., I’m probably still in a booze coma. By 3 p.m., if I’m still out, 2D fires up the defibrillator and gives me a few hundred volts. Just to blow off the cobwebs. I normally punch him in the face due to the pain of the electricity, then he goes off to make me a Full English, which is a cocktail of our greatest liquids: gin, brown ale, Earl Grey tea, and Ronseal. Then I skin up a brunch trumpet of high-grade hash mixed with Nescafé Gold Blend and take 2D out for a walk in one of London’s famous parks. I’ll throw a stick for him or let him chase the ducks for a bit. Once he’s tired out, I head back home for Midsomer Murders, work on my cross-stitch, and reply to my latest hate mail.
Source: Murdoc The A.V Club
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2D: We try to spend as little time together at the studio as possible.
Murdoc: I don’t know what it is, 2D has some issues with me, i don’t myself.
Mr.Jam: Let’s leave it here cause all you both gonna do is argue…
Murdoc: No!! No, Mr.Jam!! We don’t!! We don’t!! There’s a love there, you know.
Source: Murdoc and 2D on BBC Radio 1 [The Apprentice release]
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“According to my therapist, I’m technically a hostage and am suffering from acute Stockholm Syndrome. But I doubt it because I’ve never even been to Norway” – 2D, Gorillaz
Source: 2D Dazed.
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Chris Holloran: 2d and Murdoc, what’s goin’ with you two? Why do you hate each other?
2D: I don’t hate him. He’s my best mate.
Murdoc: Told you before, I’m not gonna say it again - I saved your life, you owe me your soul.
2D: Okay.
Source: BBC Webchat
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Interviewer: It’s lovely to witness the bond between you actually after – after all –
Murdoc: Oh –
2D: Oh I don’t –
Murdoc: After all we been through?
2D: I don’t like the last Bond..
Source: The Times Magazine Interview
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Murdoc: Mongolian throat-singing. It’s a guttural, ball-shrinkingly terrifying sound. Fuck knows how they train for it. Probably by gargling sand or fellating a cactus. Might get 2D trained up for our next album.
2D: Couldn’t we just use a voice-changer?
Murdoc: Not the same, mate. We’re all about authenticity.
Source: Pandora Interview.
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Murdoc: This is tomorrow comes today. Heh, hey! 2D, why don’t you come on and join me? It will be fun!
2D: You sure?
Murdoc: Yeaaah, come on, mate, I haven’t seen you properly for ages. Hop on up.
2D: You’re not gonna hit me, are you?
Murdoc: Nooo, mate, nooo. Look, you and me need to stick together, remember? You know, you’re thick… I’m hard, eh?
Source: Gorillaz on Radio XFM
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The film you can quote the most of….
Noodle: “I’m sorry, Wilson. I’m sorry! WILSON! WILSON!” Cast Awaycame out the year I joined Gorillaz. 2D would watch it five times a day. It really spoke to him; he even drew his own Wilson onto a watermelon. Murdoc butchered it with his battle-axe. Then juiced it. Maybe he was jealous. Or thirsty.
Source: Noodle Loud and Quiet
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i don’t know if this is a best moments or weird moments… i dunno, enjoy.
[meh, sorry for my bad english]
Murdoc: Mate, can I just say that your English is excellent
2D: And so, it’s just hair man, your hair is excellent
Murdoc: You like his hair
2D: I really like his hair, yeah
Murdoc: 2D likes your hair
2D: I think it looks a bit like your hair Murdoc only better
Murdoc: Really?
2D: Yeah
Murdoc: Oh, you naughty boy
Source: Index Interview (2017)
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2D, have you had any girlfriends who Murdoc hasn’t stolen from you?
2D: He kept one of them in a box under his bed for seven years.
Murdoc: I forgot she was there.
2D: SEVEN YEARS!
Murdoc: I forgot! i had a lot on my mind.
2D: [Pause] She’s still there, isn’t she?
Murdoc: Might be. I haven’t looked.
Source:
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Should everyone be required to take a gap year before university?
I don’t think people should be forced to do anything. Murdoc used to force me to dress up as a fox and run around the woods while he hunted me with his crossbow, which was really scary. Then again, he only did it because he’s an animal lover and would never hurt a real fox. That’s one of the things I admire about Murdoc.
Source: 2D speaks to Highsnobiety
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Murdoc: The best moment of my life was when i met 2D.
2D: Do you mean that?
Murdoc: No.
2D: Oh…
Source: Gorillaz Live - ElectronicBeats.
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lmao so in case y’all didnt know im trash,
Imagine mudz bottoming for 2D for the first time and expecting it to be vanilla and boring, but instead 2D is hella kinky with him. Like so kinky with him that mudz considers going to church the morning after
Cause you are my medecine, when you’re close to me
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I will always think about you That’s why I’m calling you back, ‘cause I got to run soon