silhouette dreams

i know this is tumblr and we’re all playing perverts but i just think some of you would be excellent company for a late night walk and a four hour conversation about absolutely nothing

A downloaded copy does not automatically represent a lost sale; many people who obtain unauthorized copies would not have purchased the book at its retail price in the first place. Treating every download as a lost sale assumes that every downloader would otherwise have become a paying customer—an assumption that is not supported in every case.

staring at her tits but i’m being rlly stealthy abt it

me when it's raining and pouring but the young man who should be snoring is pretending to be asleep whilst trying to find the words cause he's confused and nervous

dan and phil mentioning ikea croydon in today's phodcast this is basically a collab with bears in trees

i don't want to sound like a slut, but i need some human interaction

gonna name my firstborn child Birth Certificate

“You call us livestock, but you don’t treat us like livestock. You don’t make sure each of us has been fed, you don’t protect us from predators in the night, you don’t help deliver our young or tend to our ills. You’re not a farmer, you’re a parasite, and we will deal with you accordingly.”