Urameshiya~

horse girl goes to see a psychologist. she says, I feel so depressed, I can't appreciate my own successes bc they always come at the cost of others'. psych says, it'll cheer you up to see a race by the great rice shower who just won the tenno sho. horse girl says but doctor , I am rice shower

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

i have no quarrel with the cavalry soldier riding the horse. my enemy is the horse itself

that's right, yet another beautiful woman with candy coloured hair has saved jerid messa's ratfuck of a life. we've informed her next of kin

to be honest i do have beef with some microbes

shoulda cooked it longer that gets rid ofem

person who genuinely hates themselves so much they can barely look anyone in the eye: i must remain humble lest my hideous ego spiral out of control

One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list

guy who is burnt out beyond recognition and can barely get through the workday just to collapse into bed when he gets home voice: I have got to make art again. it will heal me