Eragon, introducing Saphira: this is my better half.
Saphira, introducing Eragon: this is my bitter half.

pixel skylines
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
Mike Driver

Cosmic Funnies

bliss lane
official daine visual archive


Discoholic šŖ©

⣠Chile in a Photography ā£
One Nice Bug Per Day
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

blake kathryn
Interview Vampire Daily
Misplaced Lens Cap

PR's Tumblrdome
hello vonnie
h
NASA
seen from Bangladesh

seen from India

seen from United States
seen from India

seen from United States

seen from Ireland

seen from China

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from France

seen from Kosovo

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Türkiye

seen from Belarus
seen from United States

seen from Iraq

seen from Poland

seen from United States
@one-hunn24
Eragon, introducing Saphira: this is my better half.
Saphira, introducing Eragon: this is my bitter half.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
Arya: you stabbed him?!
Eragon: in my defense, you didnāt hear what he said.
Arya: what did he say?
Eragon: āWhat are you gonna do, stab me?ā
Saphira: Iām with Eragon on this one. That was practically an invitation.
Banishing Nasty Spirits
If youāve been following this series of posts, you know why a witch might work with spirits, how to establish a relationship with a spirit, and how to communicate with spirits. What we havenāt yet discussed is how to get rid of spirits that are bothersome, annoying, or malevolent.
I was planning to talk about pathworking and astral travel before getting into banishing, but in light of some asks I recently received on Tumblr, I think itās important that we take a moment to discuss how to get rid of spirits that, for whatever reason, you donāt want around.
There are lots of reasons you might not want a spirit in your space. Just like with people, some spirits just arenāt a good fit for you and your practice. Part of being a spirit worker is cultivating a āspirit teamā of beings that you can have healthy and beneficial relationships with.
Some spirits are mischievous and like to cause trouble. If you find yourself on the receiving end of lots of spirit pranks, you may want to gently encourage them to move along. And there are some spirits out there who just genuinely hate humans and will go out of their way to cause mental, emotional, and even physical harm.
Donāt get me wrong ā malevolent spirits arenāt common. In my experience, the vast majority of unwanted spirits are more annoying than dangerous. Iām not saying this to scare you or make you paranoid. But these things do exist, and it would be negligent of me not to mention them in a series on spirit work.
Thereās a reason that one of the most common truisms in witchcraft is, āNever conjure something you canāt banish.ā If youāre going to be working with spirits, itās a good idea to know how to banish them just in case. With that being said, hereās how you can clear out any nasties that may be lingering in your space.
Cleansing
The first step is to kick those unwanted spirits out of your space. There are lots of ways to do this, so choose the one that is the best fit for you.
Cleansing with fire and smoke is a very old and very simple method. If this is the way you decide to go, there are several magical substances you can burn to banish spirits. Burning sulfur or asafetida will clear out just about anything, but they both smell awful and are potentially toxic, so youāll want to get an okay from the other people living in your home, burn a little at a time, and make sure you have lots of windows open. (Some people say sulfur and asafetida will banish all spirits, not just the unfriendly ones, so you may have to invite your spirit team back in later.) For something that smells a little more pleasant, you can try a mix of frankincense and myrrh resin, or burn a mix of dried rosemary, sage (garden sage, not endangered white sage, please!), and bay leaves ā but again, make sure you have windows open, because these get smoky. Plus, you want the windows and/or doors open so the spirits have somewhere to go when the smoke chases them out.
If smoking up your living space isnāt an option for you, you can manually clean your space with a wash or powder. If you have hardwoods, you can make a floor wash with water, salt, lemon juice, rosewater, lavender essential oil, and either bay laurel or rosemary essential oil. (This is adapted from an uncrossing bath in the book Utterly Wicked by Dorothy Morrison.) Use this mixture to mop your floors, as well as to wipe down your walls and furniture. If you have a humidifier or essential oil diffuser, diffusing some of this mix would also be a good idea.
If you have carpet, you can make a powder by combining salt, dried lemon peel, dried roses, lavender flowers, and bay leaves. Youāll need to ground this really fine, so I recommend using a coffee grinder or food processor. Sprinkle the powder on your carpet, let it sit for a few minutes, and then vacuum it up. I would supplement this by also diffusing a mix of saltwater with rosewater, lemon juice, and lavender and/or bay laurel essential oil. If you donāt have a diffuser, at least sprinkle some saltwater around the room and on your belongings.
No matter which form of cleansing you decide to use, itās important to verbally state your intention to banish these unwanted spirits from your space. Tell them out loud that they are no longer welcome here and that they need to leave. Donāt be rude about it, but be firm and speak clearly and with confidence.
After you cleanse your space, itās a good idea to cleanse yourself as well to remove any psychic ties to the spirits youāve just banished. The easiest way to do this is with a ritual bath. The floor wash recipe mentioned earlier can also be used as a psychic cleansing bath. Other options include a bath with salt, frankincense, and myrrh or a bath with salt, rosemary, sage, and bay laurel. You can use essential oils for your bath, or add the resins and herbs to a cheesecloth bag and drop it into the tub for easy diffusing and cleanup.
If you donāt have a bathtub, you can cleanse yourself in the shower. Place two cups of salt in a bowl. Add lemon juice, rosewater, lavender essential oil, and either bay laurel or rosemary essential oil. If you donāt have essential oils, you can add dried lavender and crushed bay leaves. Add some of your favorite body wash to create a scrub (if you donāt have body wash, use olive oil). While in the shower, use this mixture to scrub your skin ā visualize yourself scrubbing away any psychic gunk you might have picked up.
Protection
Once youāve removed any unwanted spirits from your space, you want to lay down some protection to keep them from coming back. There are as many ways to ward off spirits as there are witches, but here are a few ideas to get you started.
One option is to create a ward. You can do this by anointing the door frames, door knobs, and window frames of your home with a protective oil blend and/or by creating lines of salt across your doorways and just inside your windows. You can use other protective substances if you prefer. As you lay down these protections, visualize a protective shield around your home, and speak aloud your intention to keep harmful spirits out.
Iron is said to repel spirits. Keep a railroad spike or other large piece of iron under your bed to prevent nightmares and to keep spirits from messing with you while you sleep. Thereās an old superstition that says that hammering iron nails into the four corners of your home protects it from spirits ā this may not be possible if youāre renting, but you can create a similar effect by displaying a piece of iron in each of the four corners of your home. Hematite is a crystal that is high in iron, so it can be used in a similar way to ward off spirits.
Aloe is said to protect from negative spirits, and to bring protection and good luck more generally. Itās also a common house plant that is easy to care for, so this method of protection is especially great for witches who need to keep their practice a secret. Keep several aloe plants in your home to protect those who live there.
For witches with a crafty side, making a witch bottle is another option for protection. There are lots of different recipes for witch bottles, but the basic method is to fill a bottle with sharp objects, add something from your body, and hide it somewhere outside your home (traditionally buried on the property, but leaving it in an outbuilding works just as well). The idea is that any nasty spirit that comes looking for you will be attracted to the bottle (because it contains part of your body), get caught by the sharp objects, and be trapped. To create a simple witch bottle, fill a mason jar about halfway with sewing pins, then add a bit of your hair and some of your fingernail clippings, and finally fill it with liquid (traditionally, this liquid is your own urine, but if that makes you uncomfortable vinegar will also work). If you want, you can also include some of your favorite banishing herbs, resins, or crystals.
Religious symbols can also keep nasty spirits away. If you identify strongly with a religion, display protective symbols from that faith in your living space. For example: a Christian witch might hang up a crucifix or set out a statue of Archangel Michael, a Norse pagan witch might hang up an image of Mjolnir, a Hindu witch might display a statue of Durga, etc. Sometimes the most effective way to keep nasty spirits away is to let them know that youāre under the protection of someone more powerful.
When dealing with unwanted spirits, the most important thing to remember is that you do not need to be afraid. You are a powerful witch, and you are more than capable of getting rid of them. Be confident in your abilities and know that whatever happens, you can handle it.
Resources:
Southern Cunning: Folkloric Witchcraft in the American South by Aaron Oberon
A Green Witchās Cupboard by Deborah J. Martin
Utterly WickedĀ by Dorothy Morrison
Where the Hawthorn Grows by Morgan Daimler
If this aint the most ignorant shit
I literally have no words
Also dark skin looks great with literally any saturated color on earth. People stay reaching. Dislocating their shoulders and shit.
Donāt play yourself.
I WANT TO KNOW THE NAME OF THIS FOOL!! I WANT TO EMBARRASS THEM PUBLICLY!!!
Iāll reblog this EVERY TIME
Common Spell Items
Hereās a collection of items you can easily find outside and their correspondences/associations
Grass:Ā Psychic powers, protection, growth, nature, learning, healing, new beginnings, recovery from loss Pine needles: Ā Cleansing, healing and strengthening. It also acts as a natural insect repellent Pine cones: Masculinity, fertility Maple Leaves: Feminine, moon magic, travel, learning, dealing with change, decision making, spiritual healing Pennies: Luck, wealth Dandelions: Divination, wishes, calling spirits Dandelion leaves:Ā Summoning spirits, healing, purification, defeating negativity Red/purple wild clover: Ā Fidelity, love, money, protection, the blessing of domestic animals White wild clover: Breaking curses Two leaf clover: Love, luck Three leaf clover: protection, luck Four leaf clover: Protection, psychic powers, spirit work, luck, success Oak leaf:Ā Truth, steadfast knowledge, protection Acorn:Ā Good luck, protection, wisdom, and personal power Walnut: Healing and protection
Feel free to add any more!Ā
Nurturing nature šš

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
i got my first tarot deck
and i kinda don't know... what to do with myself now lmao. I know a bit about the cards but i still feel very much at a crossroads, does anybody have any tips? how to begin, what to do? thank youš
I feel like this happens to a lot of us. Iām in no way a professional tarot reader but here are some tips that have helped me along the way.
1. Get acquainted with the energy your deck has. Look at every card and just look at the imagery. Shuffle the deck and feel the energy moving between the cards. Sit and share your energy.
2. Once youāve had a feel of your decks energy interview your deck. I really like using this one. It will really help you understand how your deck works and really goes into the understanding of your decks energy and how they will work with you.
3. Pull a card a day... I know you hear this often but it really does help learn the card. I like to pull a card in the morning. Read itās meaning and try to interpret it for yourself. Write it down in a notebook. Then at the end of the day revisit your notes and write how it may have connected.
4. Take your time and understand the major arcana. Go in order and learn one card a day. Then learn the suits and what they represent. Then learn each card of each suit.
Tarot takes time. And it takes patience and understanding. But let it speak to you.
I hope this helps!
Astria Artemisia
RainwaterĀ
Rain from a lightening storm
this has the greatest energy
used in a bath to re-energize your being and aid in a ritual of clearing and cleansing your energies of negativity by soaking in it
used to clear and cleanse an object or areaĀ
store in a white glass bottle
Rain from thunderstorms, tornadoes or hurricanes
Used to empower spells for moving things forward such as letting go of the past and moving forward in life
used to help move a project forward and get beyond current blocks in life
used to change a pattern or habit you donāt like
store in a blue glass bottle
Sun and Rain
Used to balance energies when feeling weighed down
helps gather your thoughts when they are flighty and scattered
store in a dark green bottle
Hail storm
collect in a metal bowl but dont let it sit in the bowl for more than 6 hours
allow the hail to melt before bottling it
store in a black or dark brown bottle
used to dispel psychic attacks or negative energies
best used for black magic to get rid of your enemies or negative forces that stand in your way
Spring Rain
used to empower new ventures such as new relationships, new business ventures, a new job
rain collected on the spring equinox or the first rain after the spring equinox is good for empowering spells for relationships
stored in a light green bottle
Summer Rain
used to encourage growth whether it be personal, spiritual growth or growth of a business venture or relationship
used to break bad habits
great to water indoor plants
rain collected on mid-summers eve and day is especially mystical
store in a sky blue bottle
Fall Rain
used for giving thanks and showing gratitude for the abundance the year has given you
store in an orange or fall colored bottle
Winter Rain
can be used for blessing a person, relationship, family or object
can be used to bless an event such as a birth, wedding or new business venture
to be able to survive the hardships of winter one is able to survive the hardships of life
Full Moon Rain
Used to honor the Goddess
a small glass can be added to a cleansing bath
add a couple of drops to your bath before an important event or ritual
used for a blessing during a full moon ritual
used for blessing a child or petĀ
rain collected during the full moon according to that season will have the energies of that moon according to month and season
clean altar spaces and other things by putting an ounce of rain water into your cleaning products
also very good for divination
Waning Moon Rain
good for getting rid of things, banishings, and purging negative energies
used like a banishing oil
also can be added to your bath for relaxation, clarity or promoting self love
use to prepare for lunar rituals
anoint your money with it to increase your wealthĀ
anoint yourself to increase your psychic awareness
New Moon Rain
good for workings in which something needs to be brought inĀ
used when starting a new project
Waxing Moon Rain
used to bring in good energies and blessing
used at the start of a new project or a new beginning
Rain collected from trees or roses will have different energies depending on the type of tree or color of the rose you collect it from
Use 1 cup of rain water to 1 tub size of water
For rituals use 1oz of rain water in a glass bowl or cauldron, to add effects to the water pour over crystals energized with your intent
For a spell place all your spell items in your bowl or cauldron and add 1tablespoon of rainwater
For cleansing or anointingĀ ritual take 1/2oz of rainwater into a glass bowl and as you recite your incantationĀ dip your fingers or wand/athame into the water then mark your physical body, the mark can be any spiritual symbol that has meaning to you
To anoint a tool, pout 1oz of rainwater onto the tool as you state your incantation to empower the tool for its intended purpose.
@autumnwitchesx i hope this helps you some!!!
also the bottles you store in dont have to be a specific color unless you want them to be, im all for using what you have first and foremostĀ
Walk through Nature
I MANAGED TO FINISH IT IN TIME!!! HAPPY 48TH BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST, MOST DESERVING SUPER HERO THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEN š
In the middle of lunch one day, everyone minding their own business in the cafeteria, a Senior guy dressed in a banana costume came in screaming. He was in clear DISTRESS. Flailing his arms and running in zig zags. He kept screaming things like āhelp me!ā and āheās going to get me!ā && we were all SO confused until all of a sudden a damn gorilla shows up (guy in suit, of course). He beats on his chest and lets out a huge roar, the banana lets out a shriek, and then itās ON. These two ran through our tiny cafeteria, the gorilla roaring and the banana frantically singing āI will survive.ā At one point the banana saw someone with a banana peel on their table (clearly they had ate a banana for lunch) and he took the peel from them and screamed āBROOOOTTHHHERRR!ā before returning to singing āI will surviveā in a much more determined tone.
It ended when our school principal took the gorilla down (yeah, tackled him to the ground, if you knew our principal youād understand⦠we were a school of like 300 people TOTAL and he was like all of our best friend. Dude was cool) and yelled, āThis is a banana safezone young man!ā
The following day, there were ābanana safezoneā posters everywhere and we had a school assembly where our guidance counselor talked about banana rights.
Iāve never looked at a banana the same.
^ This is spectacular. So two things happened in my school that really stick out;
So one time my whole year group united and petitioned to get a particularly mean teacher fired (yes he was a bloody bully). It started on the school bus and spread like wildfire throughout the morning. I have no idea now many signatures exactly we got in the end but by mid day the teachers were searching for the culprits who started it. One of my best friends was put into isolation when he was implicated, I will forever be indebted to him because it was me, I started it š the teacher quit btw!
Another time our school had a united front against a teacher was when our physics teacher threw a bin across the classroom and the entire top set class agreed on a time in secret and held a mintues silence for the bin, the teacher was so confused and mad because no one was answering him!

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
Indoor garden part 2
thanks for tagging me @wellbelesbian !
relationship status: very single lol
favorite color: blue
pets: my cat, khamees!! (which means thursday in arabic) here he is i love him soooo much
last song i listened to: time wonāt go slowly by snow patrol
favorite tv show: iiiii am a very boring person and who really hasnāt watched tv in a long time :/ however iām currently listening to the magnus archives and the penumbra podcast and theyāre both fantastic!
first fandom: harry potter! before pottermore was a thing and before jk rowling turned out to be a disappointment i would spend a lot of time on her website and on old scholastic forums discussing the books and i would read them over and over (and over and over) again
hobbies: reading, (thinking about) writing, drawingā¦. umm yep thatās it med school killed all my other hobbies
books iām currently reading: iām re-reading 3: the autobiography of malcom x, the remains of the day and red white and royal blue (i switch between them depending in how much brainpower i have at the time)
tagging: @nightlavendermage @email1000 @there-is-no-right-way @to-quote-hamlet-no @hijabioddball @jespeonage121
Thanks for the tag @i-wanna-do-something!
relationship status: taken by my wonderful @theotherphoebe!
favorite color: moss green, gold, marble statue white, coffee brown
pets: I take care of my babies Henry and Mona the demon cats!
last song I listened to: Paradise Valley by Honey and the Sting
favorite TV show: currently the west wing or looking for alaska
first fandom: NCIS was the first fanfic ever but Harry Potter and Percy Jackson were the first stories
hobbies: reading, stacking dnd dice and listening to podcasts, embroidery, baking/cooking
books Iām currently reading: hooo boy here we go: The Night Circus, Cats cradle, the left hand of darkness, a wizard of earthsea, cannery row. I CANāT MAKE COMMITMENTS IM SORRY.
tagging: @destinylangara @theskyisgay021 @friendofthecrows @why-are-the-crows-screaming no pressure y'all of course
Thank you to @there-is-no-right-way for tagging me!
Relationship status: TBD.
Favorite color: Stygian blue.
Pets: 3 dogs named Arcee, Onyx, and Bella, as well as a bunch of fish.
Last song I listened to: Oblivion (the Legsune Miku one).
https://youtu.be/IVwJqEXWSOQ
First fandom: Doctor Who
Favorite TV Show: My all time favorite always has been (well since 7th grade anyways) and always will be Sherlock. But currently Iām obsessed with the anime Trickster.
Hobbies: Reading, writing, art, manga, anime, archery, martial arts, tea, cooking, baking, singing, trumpet, violin, and learning languages.
Books Iām currently reading: I was reading a bunch of books but accidentally dropped them because I got swept up in other things. I havenāt taken the time to just sit down with a good book in a while. Iād really like to.
Tagging: @black-kiss-forever @gardencat @grey-bones-and-rotting-dolls @casualtrapmarblefish @joybringerjolly
Oh goodness its me!
Relationship Status: Practically married but not Officially
Favorite Color: A muted sort of purple
Pets: Two cats Beerus and Mookie and a dog Pearl
Last Song I Listened To:Ā RosalĆa - Aunque Es De Noche
Favorite TV Show: Currently She-Ra and What We Do In The Shadows
First Fandom: IDK like Harry Potter or Naruto. Whatever was Hip and Cool like 15 years ago.
Hobbies: Gardening (shock! gasp!), drawing, sculpting, other misc crafts, cooking, being sassy
Books Iām Currently Reading: Iām probably in the middle of like 20 books Iāve forgotten about
Tagging: @apricot-antlersā @e-c-l-e-c-t-i-c-i-s-mā @tennesseewildmanā @novaduke24ā
Ok š thank you @gardencat for the tag ā¤ļø
Relationship Status - Single
Favourite colour - Burnt Sienna, Reds, Sunset Orange
Pets - 2 dogs named Florie and Rosie
Last song I listen to - Highway to Hell AC/DC
Favourite TV Show - MerlĆn, The Order, Supernatural and The Librarians
First Fandom - TMI, TID, TDA
Hobbies - baking, music, writing, anything history related and photography.
Books Iām currently reading - Not actively reading atm but it would probs be a history book.
Tagging @starsonlips @aterriblememory @radical2001
Only do it if your comfortable guys no pressure xx
i feel like we donāt talk about things like this enough
SO BEAUTIFUL
My love for photography definitely came from my Grandad ā¤ļøšø
Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children
Trying to prove a point to my parents

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
āThe act of military surrender was first signed at 02:41 on 7 May in SHAEF HQ at Reims, and a slightly modified document was signed on 8 May in Berlin.ā
8 May 2020 // 75 years
shakespeare is not pretentious. fans of shakespeare are pretentious. shakespeare is twelve hundred dirty jokes strung together by increasingly ridiculous plotlines and increasingly homosexual characters. donāt let the archaic language fool you
This is why the mandatory study of Shakespeare texts in England can be super funny.