carnalincarnate

You can’t not reblog this

There should be a limit to how many times your mind can be blown in one post.

i’m sure people know this, but for those of you who don’t, alligators and crocodiles (this is a gator) have some of the most powerful jaws on earth—if they’re biting down. their muscles are made to clamp and hold while its body twists, taking down its prey and (typically) drowning it. however, they have next to no opening power, meaning this crab’s claw has rendered this gator almost powerless

“shhh stop talking”

Series 1 - Boom Town

Can I suck your dick? *Teacher pops out of nowhere*: I don’t know, CAN you??

If I could just get nutrients fucked into me that would make life way easier.

gettin that Vitamin D kno what im sayin

lazy is such an ugly word I prefer the term selective participation