For the gaybros

How do you say "I kind of want to kill myself" in a way that doesn't freak people out?

"You're a good person" I know, I need to work on that character flaw.

Clock the Montana House race. The bad guys always win.

I just don't have hope anymore. Nothing is going to get better. Things will just keep getting worse or at best they'll just be the same shitty way they always have been.

I wish I hadn't gone to college. I wasted 10 years of my life and I'm just living in my parent's basement thinking about killing myself every day.