Let me tell you about everyone’s favorite trendsetter of the wild wild west, Fang the Sniper (aka Nack the Weasel)!
Fang the Sniper made his grand debut in the game Sonic Triple Trouble (aka Sonic and Tails 2). Fang is obsessed with the chaos emeralds (aka shiny rocks that are not candies). He also loves money (aka paper with numbers). His main role in Sonic Triple Trouble was to keep Sonic away from the chaos emeralds while looking fabulous in the process!
After the success of that game, things only went upwards for Fang. He was a racer in Sonic Drift 2 and he was a fighter in Sonic the Fighters (aka Button Masher the Game). Fang let the success of these games go to his head. He wanted to star in his own game as well as possibly marrying his flying mobile, the Marvelous Queen. Contrary to popular belief, Marvelous Queen is not Fang’s nickname. Fang figured that he could appeal to teenagers because he owned a toy gun that shoots hair scrunchies which were popular in the 1990s.
Fang was being a diva and there’s only one way to handle a diva: murder. No wait, I meant being fired! Fang and the Marvelous Queen were banished and Rouge quickly replaced the weasel. Fang decided he wouldn’t let being replaced get him down. Following the footsteps of Ray, Fang also tried to become a model. He had a giant fang which could be mistaken for a tongue, a cowboy hat because that’s the mark of a true fashionista, and he wore a belt! He was model material. Did you know that Knuckles and Big were inspired by Fang’s look and tried to mimic his style? Fang was so determined to become a model that he even got a neck implant!
Unfortunately, modeling didn’t work out for Fang. He had to return to a life of extorting kids at the local playground and stealing garbage from trash cans. He’s still being hunted down by the police because it’s illegal to be a diva…and it’s illegal to steal. If you’re looking for the Marvelous Queen, I believe that can be found giving make up tutorials somewhere online.
