darling dearest

If you’re REALLY good at lying or impersonating someone and love doing it, people think you’re a sociopath. Unless a camera is on and then you’re a Oscar nominee.

Reblog the double banana for double luck.

I want double luck

same

this is so perfect omg

“less ice cream and more lube” literally my new motto

“who let me be an adult” Wow me af

a berry fresh dick

Im fucking subbing

i dont understand this website

Ooh! Thank you for this valuable contribution to the field of worm linguistics and/or art. It is still unclear to me if it’s meant as a rude message to me, if it’s just putting its tag there, or something else. Further research is needed!

I think the idea of it being a penis is anthropomorphism. I mean, the worm doesn’t have a penis itself, nor proper eyes with which to see one. No, I’m afraid this is something far more interesting: a self-portrait. You have been touched by an aesthetic annelid, and now your life will never be the same.

Now I will forever try to communicate with all the worms I find, but I worry that I’ll never meet this one again.

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