Howdy!

 “Doesn’t mean I can’t come back down here. I miss it here, sue me.”

"Oh so you think you're all that huh? Well i'm alot smarter than you pal. I've been around alot longer than you, i've seen more than you, i've done EVERYTHING life has to offer! I don't need some smiling WEIRDO to tell me anything!"

His voice became distorted, trying to make him intimidating which most likely wasn't working.

Flowey appeared in the garden, searching for the dying skeleton. He had a plan B incase Sans wasn’t able to beat the human, hopefully it would work. He cleared his throat as he set his eyes on him.

Vines pop up from the ground to help the skeleton stand up.

“So you failed. You chose to do the STUPID thing and fight them. Well look where that got you, did you really expect to beat them? They’re unstoppable at this point. But hey, it isn’t all bad, what if I were to know a way to keep you alive and get RID of that human for good?”

He barely registers the vines coiling around his arms and legs, but he does register the voice. It causes his upper ‘lip’ to curl back in a snarl.

* flowey. * a pleasure, as always.

The skeleton coughs up a considerable amount of blood, splattering it against the flowers just beneath him, before the very last bit of what Flowey says registers with him.

“Good. I watched you FIGHT the human, I wasn’t sure what your motivation was though, why you decided to do it. I’m assuming you wanted to avenge your DEAD brother right? Well maybe I could help you accomplish that. All you have to do is just let me gain control of your SOUL.”

* hehehe, it’ll be like sharin’ a body pal. i promise nothin’ could go wrong.

It’s over. The human’s won, and now they’re moving on into the next chamber, leaving Sans to bleed out in the judgement hall. Unbeknownst to them, though, Sans isn’t completely dead, and he even manages to drag himself out into the garden of buttercups, staining the floor and grass with blood, before he collapses onto the ground, fully planning on waiting for his HP to drain itself dry.

Vines pop up from the ground to help the skeleton stand up.

@omcgaflowcy

              “✡⚐🕆 👎☜💧🏱✋👍✌👌☹☜ ☹✋❄❄☹☜ 🕈☜☜👎📬”

 “Doesn’t mean I can’t come back down here. I miss it here, sue me.”

“Shut up! You know nothing about Chara! They would never hurt a monster! They hated humans, not us!”

Now he’s having a little child tantrum.

“Wait…how DO you know about Chara?! That little SNITCH of a human didn’t tell you anything about me did they?”

 “Doesn’t mean I can’t come back down here. I miss it here, sue me.”

"W-wait, you're kidding right? I don't remember them KILLING anyone, I mean...they've killed one or two people before but not EVERYONE. How...how can I not remember?"

He would remember if he hadn't been brutally murdered by the human. He actually watched Sans fight them, even witnessed the skeleton die.

 “Doesn’t mean I can’t come back down here. I miss it here, sue me.”

"Pfft, I couldn't care less about what happens to that IDIOT. I've killed him before, and i'd do it again if I wanted to. I wish I could kill you but you're just too damn stubborn."

Flowey whispered that last part, not wanting Sans to hear him. He had killed Papyrus multiple times during genocide runs when he had the reset power, each time he felt guilt about it considering Papyrus was his only friend at the time. The only reason he never successfully completed one was because of Sans.

 “Doesn’t mean I can’t come back down here. I miss it here, sue me.”

* oh look at me, i'm a lazy bag of garbage and i miss this place so much! my puns are so HUMERUS. bla bla bla hotdogs and stuff.