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Omar! What's cooking, baby? What you up to these days? @omarjosuex

timmy baby. i'm doing amazing. currently chilling it in Madrid and there's not a lot of places i'd rather be at tbh. got some work things but i also got a ton of family here so best of both worlds. where are you at, babe and when are we linking up next time??

i still have not come off of cloud nine with my birthday celebrations. it's been almost a month since i turned 30 and everyday i'm looking at my pictures and videos from my trip to the dominican republic. i don't think i'll have another birthday that'll top that. what about you? what's a birthday you'll never forget, good or bad honestly. @limelightblvdstarters

aye, happy belated birthday. having such a milestone birthday being your fave is everything. how long did you spend in the dominican republic? do you usually have big birthday celebrations? i think my fave was probably last year. i opened for Zara Larsson on my birthday in Amsterdam and i had a lot of friends and family travel to that show. honestly elite way to celebrate, wouldn't have wanted anything else.

phew, i was scared for a second that you'd turned on me and joined the non-alcoholic gang. conquering the world first, the universe next. how cool would that be? to do a show in space? anyway... mimosas by the pool doesn't sound too bad as a little pre-gaming the pre-game session. oh, shut up. you could kill the "lush life" dance in your sleep, babe, and i already know this because i'm sure you've been practicing. useless and boring, yawn. but maybe i'll be able to share some juicey deets with you, depending on how everything goes and how drunk i get. although i would probably share my credit card pin number with you while sober, so i don't know how much worse it could get.

me, going sober? girl please. i know everyone is on their health journeys now but if i don't get to have a margarita by the pool, what is even the point? throw the whole summer away. if anyone can manage a show in space, it would be you. can you be too hot for space?? because that would totes be you. i have to do the dance before i have more than three cocktails though. otherwise it'll just go off the rails and clothes would come off. i need all the juicy deets, please and thank you. i've been deprived of good goss and i need to fix it. what have you been getting yourself into girly? 👀

Listen, if the country want me to represent them, you think I'm gonna turn that shit down? Only problem is I'd have to write a song with cleaner lyrics than normal, and that's not something I'm great at. The rest of it, easy. Maybe dress like Verka Serduchka as an homage.

i mean, you can still be a little dirty, just in a suggestive manner. i think someone was singing about coming a year ago so i think you can rise to the challenge. i believe in you, dude. okay but you should totally wear a Verka costume for Halloween this year, to prepare for this Eurovision journey. it'd be iconic.

I know, it probably feels like they've been talking about these films forever. Trust me, we're just as eager for everyone to finally see them. Two years sounds like an eternity, but with something on this scale there's so much that goes into it after we've wrapped that the time really does fly by from our side. Well, there's a lot of overlap because all of our stories intertwine, so we're on set together quite a bit, which has honestly been one of the best parts. We do get the occasional break, but it's been a pretty full-on schedule. I can't complain, spending your days pretending to be one of The Beatles alongside an incredibly talented cast is a pretty brilliant way to spend your time. Which one are you most excited for?

two years is a long time to be waiting, but i suppose when it's going to be something extraordinary, i can try to be patient. i think. though, i gotta ask, how do you even prepare to be a beatle? how did you get into character? what a lot of interviews? practice your 'yeah, yeah, yeah in the shower? there's gotta be a lot of pressure, since you're playing a character that millions of people have incredibly specific opinions about. did you and the guys develop a genuine camaraderie while you're on set or were there moments where someone flubbed a take and you all just wanted to throttle each other? i'm here for the tea. what was the most chaotic on-set moment you can actually tell me about?

not to be dramatic but i think there should be a rule against putting horror movie trailers as ads. what reason is there to scare the life out of someone before they watch their nightly asmr to fall asleep?! plus, it always seems to be the ones that take forever until you can skip it. who can make this rule a thing? i'm losing my mind. @limelightblvdstarters

i'll go even further. all the ads that have loud banging noises or the volume is hella loud for whatever reason need to get banned too. nobody wants to get spooked out of their skin. if you have to have a ton of annoying as shit ads, they better at least be stuff that doesn't give you nightmares. is that really too much to ask? i don't think so. we should both write to youtube and complain about this. because it's just not right.

oh hell yeah, we're going to tear up madrid like it's nobody's business. we can catch up over cocktails or mocktails depending on the direction we want the night to take, although i'm leaning towards the former. so here's the game plan... you come out to madrid with me and we have a pool day, hot goss, snacks, the whole shebang and then we attend "mad cool". if it's not too late i might be able to get you on stage with me. you can shake that little booty with me, and then we go hard. i need to know what's going on in your life, raring.

queen, it's always going to be cocktails for us. especially in madrid. we gotta celebrate. you've been busy conquering the world since i've last seen you so i think that calls for some champagne. i'll come a day early so we got time for all the shenanigans. if you want me on stage with you, i'm in. just gimme a little heads up, i need to perfect my lush life dance. i gotta nail it this time. i wish i had something juicy to tell you, but i've been so fucking boring lately. nothing but work. i know, completely useless. i hope you have juicer goss to tell, queen. you're our only hope.

how much do you miss me? because i could possibly write sonnets about how much i miss you it feels so long since we've been in the same room together. maybe i'm being a touch dramatic because i know it's not been that long, but i miss you, and you need to make time for me soon. i'll travel to wherever you are just to get some time with you as well, that's the level of dedication i'm willing to offer. but no, really, dramatics aside, how are you? are you taking care of yourself? am i going to need to come see you and make sure you're taking care of yourself? ( @omarjosuex )

min älskling, you should know i don't play about you and i always miss you. i'm almost offended that you even had to ask. can we just go back to the middle of the forest where we were filming again so we could spend 24/7 together again? would that really be too much to ask? wanna meet up next week at the office? i'll bring the matchas and you bring the kanelbullarna. deal? i've been in Ibiza all week on a Nude Project trip and then i got that festival in Cologne tomorrow but then i can clear my calendar for you. pls, i've been sitting poolside for days, so i've never actually been better. are you back home in Stockholm or gallivanting somewhere international now?

does anyone else get in a mood where no matter how bad you want to listen to new music, you're stuck on one song for an entire week? if not, don't worry, i already know there's something wrong with me. but totally unrelated, 'gas station' by slayyyter is such a good song. @limelightblvdstarters

my brain absolutely does not let me move on from something i get hooked on. i'm still on my bad bunny bullshit and i've been dancing to Tití me preguntó all day again. lucky i'm in Ibiza and no one is looking at me sideways when i'm vibing to the song. i still haven't listened to that slayyyter album but is this my cue that i should? aside from her, anything else on your playlist that i should check out?

babe, when am i seeing you again? are you coming to one of the festivals i'm performing with me this summer? if your answer is anything but "ja, älskling", i don't think our friendship will survive much longer. [ @omarjosuex ]

babeee, you can see me whenever you want. i'm currently in Ibiza and then i got this festival in Germany but after that, i'm all yours. just tell me where you want me and i'll be there. i'm def coming to see you at the Mad Cool festival. madrid is like one of my all-time fave cities, so nothing can keep me away. i think we need a pool day soon. snacks, drinks and all the goss i've missed. jag saknar dig, sötnos.