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You can have this one - I finished reading it this morning. Hmm maybe but it sounds really cute to have a little bird buddy in your room - maybe just keep the window open and let him leave on his own? It’s lovely really but I’m sure Beta Sigma’s pretty too right? 

Oh thank you! You are very kind. It does, ‘e can ‘elp me do my work, and live in a pretty cage. Do you think I could get ‘im to sing for me? I should do that, but what if more birds fly in? Yes, the frat is very nice, the building is pretty. It is a good place for parties, mostly.

As cute as I’m sure that sounds, you have to be careful not to be the idiot that let a bird loose into your frat house.

It is very cute, ‘e is small and fat. Oh! Yes, I do not want it going into my brother’s rooms. I ‘ave kept my door shut so it should be okay.

Oh… Have you tried getting it out?

I am scared it will hurt me. It ‘as very pointy feet.

Do you…you know…

Do I... Oh! I do not. If I got caught I could get sent back to France, I do not want to risk it.

Google it, sweetheart.

Oh. Okay.

Hopefully it doesn’t ! just lay out some newspapers maybe? I think that’ll help. Yeah it has a nice view of the city and it looks beautiful in the morning. Oh it’s actually the brown house with white shutters and a few pillars at the entrace.

I do not ‘ave a newspaper right now, I will ‘ave to find one. Maybe I will just chase the bird out, ‘e does not belong inside anyways. Ah, that sounds very beautiful, I am jealous. That sounds like a lot of ‘ouses around here, but I think I know the one now.

That’s honestly adorable. I wish I had a cute little bird as my roommate.

I do not think you would want a bird roommate, ‘e is already very messy and loud.

Okay. Serious case of the munchies.

Munchies? What is that?

Awe that sounds adorable - I wish birds flew around Alpha Theta more but I guess we have a nice view and it’s one or the other.

It is funny, but I am worried it will poop on my stuff. Is your view nicer than Beta Sigma? I cannot remember which ‘ouse is Alpha Theta.