Hello, valued customers!
The OLIPOP Customer Relations Department has gotten a lot of questions about the events of July 4th, so the Official Statement is below the cut.
Ok, I'll add the Official Statement here if you guys really want it, but tbh it's one of those standard bullshit PR responses that doesn't actually say anything and just makes everyone more upset. So I figured I would just do a quick summary. (Update: several people asked, so Official Statement is at the bottom of the post. warning you in advance that it's not good, though.)
Most importantly: No one was killed or injured during the "warehouse explosion" on July 4th.
No warehouse was blown up at all.
It was a terrible attempt at a viral marketing campaign (this is mostly speculation on my part, but I believe they were aiming for an ARG type thing, were they would get people involved in the "investigation" but no one played along).
No, I was not in on it. All of my reactions were genuine.
This hopefully covers everything, but let me know if you guys have any follow-up queries.
Also, @muppetjokernonbinaryfan, I'm sorry for getting so heated and swearing at you. I was genuinely freaking out, but that doesn't excuse my rudeness; I should have just disengaged instead of continuing to argue. The interim admin was the one who blocked you, and they unblocked you before handing the reins back to me.
@descimatedcroakernightmares Sorry for being petty at you on discord. I only found out that everything was fake on Sunday.
Official Statement:
