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sources are saying that it's five o'clock somewhere by alan jackson ft. jimmy buffett (RIP 🙏) is actually gonna be the song of the summer

those men arent gay and not only are they not gay they should be killed. and some of you need to hear this. badly

everyone needs to stop having sex youre supposed to jerk off to your concepts face down in your dark bedroom

"omg i LOVE it when love between characters is so strong it overrides the boundaries of flesh and selfhood, merging them into some sort of (un)holy chimera" — person who's uncomfortable with the idea of permanently sharing a bedroom with someone else

a woman holding her boob should be considered a neutral pensive gesture like when a man scratches his beard

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees