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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
if i look back, i am lost
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'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that
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not to be radical or whatever, but i think that maybe calling women and queer people “pedophiles” for fanfiction is actually not the activism you think it is
four horsemen of the literacy apocalypse: romanticize, normalize, desensitize, glorify
MURRAY BARTLETT & NICK OFFERMAN as Frank and Bill in The Last of Us (2023-)
Anton Chigurh Imagine pt. 14
AN: Thank you for reading this series I had a lot of fun writing it!
TW: Violence, smut
We wait for hours before Chigurh finally grabs the bolt stunner and shotgun. He confidently waltzes into the glass building, weapons in hand. For someone who prides himself on stealth, his actions don’t seem to line up. However, I’m not given much time to think about it. Within ten minutes he’s back, wasting no time to get out of there.
Part of me likes to think he prefers the quiet of the country over the noise of the city, but in reality, I don’t think that’s true. He blends in better here. His odd mannerisms are nothing compared to the wild people wandering the streets.
“Where are we going?” I break the silence.
“El Paso.”
Chigurh stops at a drive-through on the West edge of the city. He hands the cashier several bills. My mouth waters when I see the sandwiches. Chigurh seems to have no problem going extended periods without food. As though eating is an option, not a requirement.
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day one of trying not to think about fucking that old man
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I think the hottest shot in the Batman 2022 is just the final scene of Oz looking out the window. He’s so intense it makes me weak. Also the fresh cuts on his face make him look even more badass. It’s such a cool moment of him and I think about it 24/7
TRULY
the carnal desire to ride laszlo cravensworth until you’re brought to tears 😔
pls help me jeebus man
kicking my feet and giggling at colin robinson x me, a severely daddy issues riddled young adult with a red bull addiction.
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"'it's a comedy about pirates'. it's actually, a love story between two guys, who happen to be on a boat"
I'M LOSING MY SHIT,, THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY AKDJKSC
nandor: i think i have feelings for guillermo
Colin Robinson, who has been feeding off of nandor and guillermo's awkward sexual tension for the last 11 years: what? that's crazy talk
people who don’t like Colin Robinson or Black Pete are utter losers. get well soon xxx
My unhinged S4 wish: Nadja just straight up turns Guillermo. Like, no fanfare, mostly as a screw you to Laszlo and Nandor, halfway through episode one she’s like:
“you wanna be a vampire?”
and Guillermo’s got all his weird gay yearning stuff going on but also its HIS hot girl summer so he says yes
Then when the group meets back up Guillermo tries to pretend to be a human but he’s SO bad at it and Nandor gets upset bc HE wanted to turn Guillermo and Nadja doesn’t care bc if Nandor wanted to he should have done it at some point in the last decade and Laszlo is silently fuming bc Nadja is supposed to be HIS sire and Colin Robinson is drawing slightly-off-parallel-lines on the walls bc nobody’s watching him
AITA for attempting to step up and take some responsibility?
I (M, 290) live with a bunch of roommates, and have recently discovered a fetus, that crawled out of one of our deceased mate’s (M, 100) body. Now, you see, esteemed crowds of Reddit, i have just made a promise to my good lady wife (F, 420-ish) to travel overseas with her, on a work trip. But instead, i have decided to do the right thing, step up, as a gentleman should, and raise the poor bastard myself. I might have possibly cockblocked another mate of ours in the process (M, 748), but the old chap must get over it eventually, as would my good lady wife, soon as they inevitably come to an only reasonable conclusion, that i was simply trying to do right by our deceased mate’s reborn fetus… right? AITA for taking the high road?
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recently my good friend colin robinson introduced me to a new form of currency—calls it the "crypt" currency. now i've never been particularly business-minded, but his pitch was rather convincing. he even set me up with something called "batcoin", which, naturally, i was drawn to.
[cut to colin robinson] so over the past week i have, successfully, scammed over two thousand people
