it’s come to my attention that cats can’t really detect sweetness and melon has some of the same amino acids in meat, so it smells similar, so she thinks melon is meat :•)))

My cat loves Doritos, can you explain that

…crunchy

*teleports behind you but I’m facing the wrong way*

I wanna get so high that I forget who I am

why are m and n so similar in sound and shape. theres no other pair of letters like that

there’s actually some really cool history behind this, but im not going to tell you

100 percent fine with that

Grown ass men still smoking cigarettes. Snort cocaine like the rest of us Coward

–kl blog–

i hate public bathrooms for all the obvious reasons but also because one time somebody in the next stall silently reached under and untied my shoe

on sight

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you cannot possibly become more boss than turning your own bone into a cane

I’d say he’s pretty hip